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"You're here because the idea of me raising a baby without your input drives you nuts."
Honey St. Claire to Fay St. Claire

"Big Baby" is the eleventh episode of the fourth season of Fresh Off the Boat. It first aired on January 2, 2018.

Synopsis[]

Honey is excited to attend a parenting class that encourages moms to listen to their babies taught by self-proclaimed child sage, Wilhelmina Page, but when her mother, Fay, ridicules the idea, it exposes communication issues of their own. When Honey turns to Jessica for support, she is disappointed to find that even her best friend doesn't have her back. Meanwhile, Louis and Marvin are thrilled when they get to go on the free cruise their wives won on "Wheel of Fortune", but their boys' trip quickly turns into a gambling getaway gone south. Back in Orlando, Eddie's friends are wary of his new crush at school.

Plot[]

To be added

Cast[]

Main Cast[]

Recurring Cast[]

Guest Cast[]

  • Niecy Nash as Wilhelmina Page
  • Cheryl Hines as Fay St. Claire
  • Steve Kaufmann as Chris
  • Joshua Rodriguez as Waiter
  • Casey Strand as Beth C.
  • Chris Triana as Staff Member
  • Jane Widdop as Karen

Quotes[]

Marvin: I think that is a dynamite plan, the two of you taking on Fay together. Building off that, maybe Louis and I could go on that cruise. I mean, it expires, right? We don't want to lose it.
Louis: It is slow at the restaurant after the holidays. January's when people lie to themselves about getting in shape.
Honey: Great. Sounds like a plan.
Marvin: And of course, I'll call you every night to say, "I love you."
Honey: Aww.
Louis: And I will also call you every night–
Jessica: Ship-to-shore calls cost a fortune. If you truly love me, don't call.
Honey: You know how most people assign gender to their babies through color? You know, how they paint their nursery pink or blue based on the baby's sex? I want to do our nursery in a gender-neutral color. Red.
Jessica: Red? No. Satan was a red baby.
Honey: Satan?
Jessica: The Devil. Lucifer. Beelzebub. The Beast.
Honey: Yeah, no, I know who Satan is. I just don't think red is gonna summon him.
Emery: You don't think, but you don't know, because no one's been crazy enough to take the chance.
Evan: Please do not bring the Shadow King into this neighborhood.
Honey: 'Cause if you read it in a magazine, it has to be true, right?! Well, I don't care what you read about in Forbes, I am breastfeeding my baby! Jessica, what a pleasant surprise. My mom just got here six minutes ago.
Fay: So, you think your body, the same body that produces urine, can naturally produce nutrition better than scientists in a lab? I don't think so.
Jessica: Breastfeeding is efficient and economical. All the food is free, plus you don't have to waste gas driving to the store because the store, it's right there on you. Two locations.
Fay: Anyway, Jessica and I started talking, and we share many of the same philosophies.
Jessica: Like baby-proofing the house. It's nonsense. Your kids stubs their toe, they feel pain, they learn.
Fay: Honey burned herself in the fireplace three times. We refused to put up a screen. She learned.
Trent: Eddie, I have bad news. As a member of the Safety Patrol, I was helping Karen set up her locker, and I saw a picture of her and her ex-boyfriend from a school dance. He's Asian.
Eddie: So?
Walter: So, she didn't pick you over us. She's just got a "thing."
Trent: She's only into you because you're Asian. As a ginger who's been repeatedly objectified, you don't want to go down this road.
Jessica: Affection is a powerful motivator. If you hug them all the time, they won't know when you really mean it.
Eddie: Wow, your ex-boo really changed his look over the years. Went back and forth on the bangs.
Karen: No, those are three different guys.
Eddie: What? My friends are right. You do have a thing for Asian dudes.
Karen: What are you talking about?
Eddie: All your exes and guitar heroes have been Asian.
Karen: I... I never really thought about it, but, yeah, I guess they have.
Eddie: So? Don't you think that's weird?
Karen: No. Why would that be weird? Do you think it's weird that all the girls you've liked have been white?
Eddie: But that's different. See, that's not a preference, that's just what's around.
Jessica: When I first got pregnant, not only was my mom not here, but I was new to this country. I didn't know how anything worked. I didn't have any friends who were moms. I had to figure it out on my own.
Honey: That must have been so scary.
Jessica: Not as scary as your nursery will be after we paint it red, which I will help you do because I support you.
Honey: Thank you.
Jessica: Just to throw it out there, yellow is also a sexless baby color, But it's like a sunflower instead of the fires of hell. Just to throw it out there. But whatever you want. Let's do yellow.

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"Pilot"
Episode 2
"Home Sweet Home-School"
Episode 3
"The Shunning"
Episode 4
"Success Perm"
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"Persistent Romeo"
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"Showdown at the Golden Saddle"
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"Phillip Goldstein"
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"License to Sell"
Episode 10
"Blind Spot"
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"Very Superstitious"
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"Dribbling Tiger, Bounce Pass Dragon"
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Episode 1
"Family Business Trip"
Episode 2
"Boy II Man"
Episode 3
"Shaquille O'Neal Motors"
Episode 4
"The Fall Ball"
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Episode 5
"Miracle on Dead Street"
Episode 6
"Good Morning Orlando"
Episode 7
"The Big 1-2"
Episode 8
"Huangsgiving"
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Episode 9
"We Done Son"
Episode 10
"The Real Santa"
Episode 11
"Year of the Rat"
Episode 12
"Love and Loopholes"
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Episode 13
"Phil's Phaves"
Episode 14
"Michael Chang Fever"
Episode 15
"Keep 'Em Separated"
Epsiode 16
"Tight Two"
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Episode 17
"Doing It Right"
Episode 18
"Week in Review"
Episode 19
"Jessica Place"
Episode 20
"Hi, My Name Is..."
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Episode 21
"Rent Day"
Episode 22
"Gotta Be Me"
Episode 23
"The Manchurian Dinner Date"
Episode 24
"Bring the Pain"
Fresh Off the Boat – Season Three
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Episode 1
"Coming from America"
Episode 2
"Breaking Chains"
Episode 3
"Louisween"
Episode 4
"Citizen Jessica"
Turkey slaughter Praying Evan Smaller Taming of the Dads Evan (Kevin McCallister)
Episode 5
"No Thanks-giving"
Episode 6
"WWJD: What Would Jessica Do?"
Episode 7
"The Taming of the Dads"
Episode 8
"Where are the Giggles?"
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"How to Be an American"
Episode 10
"The Best of Orlando"
Episode 11
"Clean Slate"
Episode 12
"Sisters Without Subtext"
Alison & Eddie (3x13) Evan & Honey Eddie & Evan (3x15) Marvin & Honey (3x16)
Episode 13
"Neighbors with Attitude"
Episode 14
"The Gloves Are Off"
Episode 15
"Living While Eddie"
Episode 16
"Gabby Goose"
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Episode 17
"The Flush"
Episode 18
"Time to Get Ill"
Episode 19
"Driving Miss Jenny"
Episode 20
"The Masters"
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Episode 21
"Pie vs. Cake"
Episode 22
"This Is Us"
Episode 23
"This Isn't Us"
Fresh Off the Boat – Season Four
Episode 1
"B as in Best Friends"
Episode 2
"First Day"
Episode 3
"Kids"
Episode 4
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Episode 5
"Four Funerals and a Wedding"
Episode 6
"A League of Her Own"
Episode 7
"The Day After Thanksgiving"
Episode 8
"The Vouch"
Episode 9
"Slide Effect"
Episode 10
"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Episode 11
"Big Baby"
Episode 12
"Liar Liar"
Episode 13
"The Car Wash"
Episode 14
"A Man to Share the Night With"
Episode 15
"We Need to Talk About Evan"
Episode 16
"Ride the Tiger"
Episode 17
"Let Me Go, Bro"
Episode 18
"Measure Twice, Cut Once"
Episode 19
"King in the North"
Fresh Off the Boat – Season Five
Episode 1
"Fresh Off the RV"
Episode 2
"The Hand That Sits the Cradle"
Episode 3
"Working the 'Ween"
Episode 4
"Driver's Eddie"
Episode 5
"Mo' Chinese Mo' Problems"
Episode 6
"Sub Standard"
Episode 7
"Where Have All the Cattlemen Gone?"
Episode 8
"Cousin Eddie"
Episode 9
"Just the Two of Us"
Episode 10
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Episode 11
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Episode 12
"Legends of the Fortieth"
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"Grand-Mahjong"
Episode 14
"Cupid's Crossbow"
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"Be a Man"
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"Trentina"
Episode 17
"These Boots Are Made for Walkin'"
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"Rancho Contento"
Episode 19
"Vice Mommy"
Episode 20
"Nerd Watching"
Episode 21
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Episode 22
"No Apology Necessary"
Fresh Off the Boat – Season Six
Episode 1
"Help Unwanted?"
Episode 2
"College"
Episode 3
"Grandma's Boys"
Episode 4
"S'Mothered"
Episode 5
"Hal-Lou-Ween"
Episode 6
"Chestnut Gardens"
Episode 7
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Episode 11
"A Seat at the Table"
Episode 12
"The Magic Motor Inn"
Episode 13
"Mommy and Me"
Episode 14
"Family Van"
Episode 15
"Commencement"
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