College

"Pack your bags, boys. We're going to college!"
— Jessica Huang

"College" is the second episode of the sixth season of Fresh Off the Boat. It first aired on October 4, 2019.

Synopsis[]

Y2K is on the horizon. While Grandma Jenny, Emery and Evan look to the future, Louis and Jessica take a trip down memory lane. Eddie, on the other hand, is stuck trying to navigate the present after his first college visit doesn't exactly go according to plan.

Plot[]

Neo vs — Eddie imagines himself and Jessica as Neo and Agent Smith from *The Matrix*

At home, Eddie is regaling tales to his family, imagining the Y2K situation to be similar to the movie The Matrix, placing himself as Neo and Louis as Morpheus. Louis states that Y2K would not be like that, while Emery believes that the world truly may end as a result of the Millennium Bug. As a result, Eddie states that they should do as much as possible during summer vacation as it may be the last summer of their lives. However, his plans are dashed by Jessica, who enters the room with a stack of PSAT books and tells Eddie that he will study them alongside her in preparation for college. Eddie then imagines his mother to be like Agent Smith, attempting to defeat him with PSAT books before successfully defeating him.

Jessica (6x2) — Jessica tries to get Eddie to study for the PSATs

As he is studying alongside his mother, Eddie complains, prompting Jessica to reply that it is not just his future at stake but her reputation, explaining that she wouldn't be respected as a principal if she failed to get her own son into a top college. Eddie is taken aback at her statement, claiming that he doesn't want to go to a top college, instead preferring to go to a Tier 2 or Tier 3 school, where there is less pressure and more fun and he could rejuvenate from the stresses of high school.

Eddie's Top 10 Colleges List — Jessica's list of schools for Eddie to attend

Just then, Louis walks in, demanding Eddie what he has done to the bathroom tub. Eddie explains that it is Gia, his mega water balloon that he has inflated with water and left in the tub, intending to leave her there before he can get strong enough to throw her. Jessica scoffs at his ambition and tells him that he needs to grow up and focus on college. Louis tells Eddie that he is jealous of him going to college, claiming that he was a campus legend during his college days before suggesting that Eddie attend the University of Maryland, the school both he and Jessica went to. However, Jessica tells them that Maryland is not on her list, and Eddie leaves once he realizes he has no say in his future.

Jessica (S6E2) — Jessica wishes to hide her past from Eddie

Louis warns Jessica that her attempts to push Eddie may cause him to burn out of college before he is even accepted, although Jessica responds that she cannot ease up on Eddie without him straying off. Jessica adds that she needs to prepare Eddie, citing that her sister Connie prepped her son Justin for a year only for Justin to end up at UCLA. Louis states that Eddie needs to understand that college is more than academics, where one lives by themselves, socializes, makes connections and has fun, which Jessica shuts down. Louis then reminds Jessica that she made some questionable choices in college, which Jessica shuts down as she does not want Eddie to know about it.

Emery & Evan (6x2) — Emery and Evan discuss Y2K

Emery heads into the living room, where Evan and Jenny are watching Twins, Evan watching it for Arnold Schwarzenegger, as he is going into politics and Jenny watching it because she is attracted to Danny DeVito. Emery chastises them for watching television when the threat of Y2K looms on the horizon, suggesting that they should purchase supplies and rations to bargain with other survivors. Evan replies that they would need cash in order to do so, spurring Emery to suggest that they get summer jobs. Evan agrees, citing that they could be organized while the rest of society becomes chaotic, while Emery retorts that alternatively, they could "live it up."

Eddie & Trent (6x2) — Eddie and Trent discuss college

At Louis Huang's Cattleman's Ranch Steakhouse, Trent Masterson is regaling Eddie with the tale of going to Ball State University with his family to visit his sister at her dorm. This impresses Eddie, who wishes he could go somewhere during summer vacation, and inspires Louis to take the Huang family on a trip to visit college. Eddie reminds Louis that Jessica would not approve of a vacation and that even if they went, she would be enforcing him to study all of the PSAT books. Louis, however, reminds Eddie that Connie is Jessica's weakness.

Louis & Eddie (6x2) — Louis and Eddie inform the family that they are taking a trip to California

The pair return home, where Evan and Emery are in their work uniforms, having gained employment at a yogurt shop. Louis informs the family that they would be taking a trip to California to a pay a visit to UCLA, which Jessica initially shuts down due to financial reasons and Emery and Evan adding that they cannot go as they just got jobs. Louis tells them to just use their sick and vacation days and notifies Jessica that his brother, Gene Huang, has gotten them free airline tickets to California as he works for Delta Airlines and that they would not have to spend money on a hotel since they would be staying with Justin at his dorm. Louis then adds that if Eddie paid a visit to UCLA and then turned it down for Harvard, Jessica could then rub it in Connie's face, which causes Jessica to immediately notify the family to pack their bags.

Los Angeles, California — Jenny, Emery and Evan explore Hollywood

The Huangs arrive in California, with Louis, Jessica and Eddie heading to the dorms to pay Justin a visit while Jenny, Emery and Evan pay a visit to the campus ATM. Emery warns his grandmother against signing up for a credit card, although Evan informs him that they tried to be responsible but that it didn't work, and that should just embrace Y2K and live it up. Agreeing, the trio rent a limousine and cruise through Los Angeles while standing up through the sunroof, exclaiming that they were rich. Back at the dorm, Jessica is absent-mindedly flipping a Solo cup when Louis catches her and remarks that her old habits are returning, causing her to smile. Louis then asks Justin what the plan for the day is, and he responds that he has a midterm later that day and intends to study. Jessica scoffs at him, claiming that the midterm could not be that difficult at Eddie's "safety school", only for Justin to reveal that he had a 4.0 GPA, good SAT score and even had a rare sit-down with the Dean of Admissions and still got wait-listed.

Jessica, Louis & Eddie (6x2) — Jessica changes the itinerary

Just then, Justin's roommate Kip enters the room. Justin notifies Kip that the Huangs would be staying with them, although Kip responds that he doesn't care since he has flunked out, explaining that despite taking AP classes, being valedictorian and attending prep school, he would still be returning to work at his father's butcher shop. Jessica then realizes that UCLA is a prestigious school, likening it to the "Harvard of California" and changes their itinerary so that Eddie could attend lectures and tour the campus, even going as far as calling Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and having him recommend the Dean into having a one-on-one with Eddie.

Jessica & Louis (College) — Louis advises Jessica to ease up on Eddie

While touring the streets of Los Angeles, Jenny meets a Danny DeVito impersonator, although she believes him to be the real Danny DeVito. She then tells Emery and Evan that she is taking "Danny" in the limo to do adult things and bids them farewell, abandoning them in the city. Back at UCLA, Eddie is excited at the prospect of going to a party but is shut down on Jessica, who forces him to memorize everything the tour guide is saying so that he may impress the Dean later. Louis urges Jessica to ease up on Eddie so that he could have some fun, and when Jessica replies that college is not meant to be fun, Louis exposes Jessica's past; during college, Jessica often got drunk, pulled pranks, streaked nude in the cafeteria instead of studying for her econ final and even stole things. Louis recants the past to show Eddie a different side of his mother, only to realize that Eddie is no longer with them, having run off.

Emery and Evan make their way to the Hollywood sign, and Emery tells Evan that he wishes to attend a live studio audience taping as he wishes to be an actor. Evan shuts him down, telling Emery that he doesn't want to do that and that he instead wants to go the beach where Arnold Schwarzenegger got his start. The two brothers argue, with Emery making fun of Evan for wanting "some Arnold" while their grandmother got with "Danny DeVito", insulting Evan, who responds that Arnold was a better actor than Emery would ever be. Hurt, Emery tells his brother that with Y2K coming, he doesn't need anything or anyone, and leaves Evan alone as he storms off.

Jessica, Louis & Eddie (UCLA) — Eddie announces that he is not interested in attending college

Jessica and Louis make their way to the Dean's office, waiting for Eddie to show up. Jessica blames Louis, claiming that by telling him stories of her past, he gave Eddie free license to do whatever he wants on campus. Eddie then shows up, revealing that he left the tour group before hearing any of Jessica's past, instead electing to find Justin to see what kids his age did for fun. Upon hanging out with Justin's friends, who just watched television and took naps, Eddie declares that college is too lame and boring and that he would not be attending. The Dean then declares that personally he is disappointed, and Louis admonishes him, as he had Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's recommendation for the school.

Jessica Huang (College) — Jessica is convinced to show Eddie how fun college can be

Louis then tells Jessica that they need to show Eddie that college can be fun. Jessica laughs, stating that while she allows Louis to play it up in front of the kids, he was really a dork in college. Louis replies that Jessica is the only one who can show Eddie, as Eddie is her. Jessica instantly replies that Evan is the child who is most like her, but Louis clarifies that while Evan is who she is now, Eddie is the person she used to be, and Jessica agrees to do so.

Evan Huang (6x2) — Evan works out while asking political questions

Emery heads to a live studio audience taping while Evan helps men work out at the beach gym, asking them political questions, although both brothers find their experience boring and exhausting. Jenny takes "Danny DeVito" to a high-end outfitters, paying to have him dressed up as The Penguin from Batman Returns, although she too finds it boring.

Eddie & Jessica (College) — Jessica discloses her college past to Eddie

Eddie returns to the dorm to eat dry ramen with Kip when Jessica enters, telling Eddie that she used to be a 'madwoman' in college. Taking him aside, she divulges her college past to him, including a time when she shaved off all of her hair on a dare. Eddie is boggled that his mother used to be wild, and asks her why she kept her past hidden from him. Jessica replies that it was because she knew that Eddie's qualities came from her and wasn't proud of it, adding that had she focused on college the first time around, perhaps she wouldn't be repeating it, and therefore does not want Eddie to do the same.

Jessica & Eddie (College) — Jessica smiles proudly at Eddie

Eddie responds that to him, Jessica's route seemed more ideal, as she enjoyed her time in college, got married, had a family, had multiple careers and continued to push herself. Jessica iterates that she does not regret her past, but does not want Eddie to do the same, admitting that she is a hypocrite, although Eddie states that she isn't a hypocrite so much as she is cocky, thinking that he could not handle it like she did. Jessica affirms this, citing that she is battle-tested, with Eddie retorting that he was as well, as he had one thing she did not – her for a mother. Smiling, Jessica proudly states that Eddie's quality of calling it as he sees it came from her. She then teaches him what to do with the inflated water balloon she filled with shaving cream, having given Eddie a tip that using shaving cream was more beneficial than water as it allowed the person to easily lift and throw the balloon.

Evan & Jenny (6x2) — The trio regroup in the limo

Emery regroups with Jenny and Evan in the limo, and tells them that Hollywood sucks and that he finds the excessive lifestyle and lack of consequences to be unsustainable. Jenny agrees, citing that even Danny DeVito could not handle it; Emery clarifies once again that the man she was with was not the real DeVito, although Evan convinces him to let Jenny have it since she may have kissed him. Emery then tells the two that if the world does end with Y2K, he would want to spend his last moments on the family couch with them as he usually does. Evan then mentions that if the world does not end, they would not be able to pay back the credit cards, although Jenny replies that she faked her death once before and that she could do it again.

Jessica, Eddie & Louis (6x2) — Jessica and Eddie laugh as Louis' college actions are discussed

Jessica and Eddie wait for Louis to walk down below before throwing the water balloon with shaving cream on top of him, drenching him. As Louis gets dried and the trio walk back, Eddie remarks that, after getting a taste of what his mother was like in college, he wonders how his father was. Louis tells him that he cannot disclose his college actions as they would be 'Rated R', which Jessica laughs at, reminding him that he was the one who said they needed to be open about their past to their children. Jessica tells Eddie that Louis was a club guy, having joined all the clubs, and a flashback is shown with Louis pruning shrubs in the Topiary Club while Jessica slid down the steps in her stolen canoe. With his ego bruised, Louis responds that he had lots of sex in college, which Jessica denies, and Eddie, laughing the entire time with Jessica, tells the two that he has heard enough. Jessica then goes on to drop 17 more cream balloons that weekend while Louis wakes up with a crippling case of pink eye due to the shaving cream balloon hitting his face.

Cast[]

Main Cast[]

Randall Park as Louis Huang
Constance Wu as Jessica Huang
Hudson Yang as Eddie Huang
Forrest Wheeler as Emery Huang
Ian Chen as Evan Huang
Lucille Soong as Jenny Huang (credited as Grandma Huang)
Chelsey Crisp as Honey Ellis (absent; credit only)
Ray Wise as Marvin Ellis (absent; credit only)

Recurring Cast[]

Trevor Larcom as Trent Masterson

Guest Cast[]

Lance Lim as Justin Chen
Joe Howard as Dean of Admissions
Heather Adair as Tour Guide
Kerry Anderson as Audience Member
Stewart Gordon as Danny DeVito Impersonator
Clinton Jackson as Warm-Up Comedian
Sapna Kumar as Credit Card Rep
Ryan Salazar as Kip
Molly Malin as College Student (uncredited)
Travis Walck as Homeless Man (uncredited)

Trivia[]

This episode was intended to be the first episode of Season 6, followed by "Help Unwanted?".

Quotes[]

Louis (as Morpheus): The plugs in your arms and head are gone.
Eddie (as Neo): Morpheus?
Louis (as Morpheus): Your appearance now is what we call residual self image. It's a mental projection of your digital self.
Eddie (as Neo): This isn't real?
Louis (as Morpheus): What is real? How do you define real? Real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain. This is the world that you know, the world as it was at the end of the 20th Century. It exists now only as a neural interactive simulation that we call the Matrix. You've been living in a dream world, Neo. This is the world as it exists today.
Louis: That's not what Y2K's gonna be.
Eddie: You don't know that. No one knows what's going to happen.
Louis: Well, I'm not gonna lose my hair, that's for sure.
Emery: You think the world could end?
Eddie: Yes. The Millennium Bug is coming! It's the bug of the century.
Jenny: I caught a big bug with my bra today. More like a 36 Double Dead.
Louis: Ma!
Eddie: Guys, this is the first day of maybe our last summer of our lives. We've gotta do it all – Ice cream trucks, sunburns, water slides, skinny dipping... ice cream trucks.

Eddie: I don't need all this college prep.
Jessica: Eddie, this is not just your future at stake but my reputation. How am I gonna become a respected school principal if I can't even get my own son into a top college?
Eddie: Whoa, top college? I was thinking more like Tier 2, Tier 3. I want less pressure, more fun. Sit around and relax. Rejuvenate from the stress of high school.
Jessica: You get out every day at 1:45.
Eddie: I know, and my first class starts at 9:00.
Louis: Eddie, what did you do to the tub?
Eddie: Oh, that's Gia, my mega water balloon. I'm leaving Gia in the tub until I bulk up enough to be able to throw her. She big.
Jessica: "She big," Louis. No water balloons. Real world is coming. College. You need to grow up.
Eddie: You've been saying that since I was 3.

Louis: College. I'm so jealous of you. Best time of your life. You know, I was a bit of a campus legend myself.
Jessica: Please don't start.
Louis: They called me "The Buffalo."
Eddie: Why'd they call you "The Buffalo"?
Louis: Because you couldn't find a hotter wingman. Hey, what about Maryland? Go to your old man – and old woman's – alma... mata? Almamatta. Alma mamata? Alma... Go to our college?

Louis: Don't you think this is a little much? You don't want to burn Eddie out on college before he even gets in.
Jessica: We have to stay on him or he strays. He proves this over and over again.
Louis: If I recall, you weren't exactly the most focused student in college.
Jessica: We do not talk about my college days, remember? Especially not in front of our impressionable son who has been talking about going to school in "one of the Arizonas."
Louis: Just saying, you made some questionable choices and–
Jessica: That was different! It's way more competitive now. My sister, Connie, started prepping Justin a year out, and he got into a crap school. He's a freshman at UCLA.
Louis: That's a great school.
Jessica: Ugh, you sound just like Connie. I want better for Eddie, not just so I can rub it in Connie's face, but because I want him to have the best possible future, which I could also rub in Connie's face.
Louis: Well, it might help Eddie get more excited if he knew there was more to it than just academics. It's about making connections, socializing, living on your own... The whole experience.
Jessica: Trust me, there is no experience like the feeling Eddie will get when he graduates Harvard and sees my glowing stare of approval.

Evan: Emery, join us. We're watching Arnold Schwarzenegger's Twins.
Jenny: It's Danny DeVito's Twins. Perfect timing. Easy on the eyes.
Evan: There's rumors of Arnold entering politics, so I've become a big fan.
Emery: How can you sit and watch TV with this Y2K thing coming? We're totally unprepared. We need to start stocking up on supplies, rations, valuables we can use to trade with other survivors.
Evan: That's gonna require some cash.
Emery: Exactly. We need to get summer jobs.
Evan: Mm. Act responsible while everyone else gets crazy.
Emery: Or live it up.

Louis: Family trip to California!
Jessica: Oh, that's great. Whose family?
Louis: Us. Us family.
Louis: Dad's taking us to visit Justin at UCLA. He's in summer classes.
Emery: We can't. We just got new jobs.
Louis: Use your vacation and sick days. They'll understand. I'm a boss.
Emery: Dad just Y2K'd our jobs.
Jessica: Louis, we're saving for college, not wasting money to go visit one on the other side of the country.
Louis: My brother flies for Delta. He'll get us free tickets. We can stay with Justin... No hotel. And the best part? If Eddie turns down UCLA for Harvard, you can rub it in Connie's face.

Credit Card Rep: Fill out the form and you'll get a credit card and a free T-shirt.
Emery: Grandma, we don't have jobs to pay these off, remember?
Jenny: So? Y2K.
Evan: She's right, Emery. We tried to do the responsible thing, and it didn't matter. Let's just live it up while we can. Y2K.

Louis: So, uh, J-bird, the Huangs are at college! What's the plan?
Justin: I have a midterm today and I was gonna use the morning to study.
Jessica: Please. How hard can the tests be at Eddie's safety school?
Justin: UCLA? I got a 4.0, good SAT, and a rare sit-down with the Dean of Admissions and I still got wait-listed. It's not easy to get into.
Louis: Oh. Quick, hide the Sambuca. It's the RA.
Justin: This is Kip, my roommate. [to Kip] This is my family. They're staying with us.
Kip: Doesn't matter to me. My midterms just posted. I flunked out. AP classes, years of prep school, valedictorian... just to be back in my dad's butcher shop, cutting ham for Mrs. Josephs.
Jessica: Wait a minute. So UCLA isn't a school for dum-dums like you? ...It's the Harvard of California.

Jessica: Okay, new itinerary – Campus tour, three class lectures, and a meeting with the Dean of Admissions.
Louis: Jessica, I thought a meeting with the Dean was impossible to get.
Jessica: I reached out to your RV salesman. He put in a call.
Louis: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar?
Jessica: Yeah. Apparently he's some kind of a big deal around here. Did he sell RVs in college? It's industrious.

Jenny: Me and Danny are going to take the limo and do some adult things.
Emery: Uh, Grandma, that's not Danny DeVito.
Jenny: Show them, Danny. Do the Batman.
Danny DeVito Impersonator: Wah-wah.
Emery: So, you're just gonna ditch us in the middle of Los Angeles?
Jenny: Oh, Y2K! Every man for themselves. Again, Penguin!
Danny DeVito Impersonator: Wah-wah.
Jenny: Have fun.
Emery: Do you ever worry for Grandma's safety?
Evan: I worry for that guy's safety.

Louis: Hey, uh, I know you mean well, but maybe you can ease up on Eddie.
Jessica: Ease up? I'm trying to get our son focused on college.
Louis: Well, you don't get a donkey to a cornfield by whipping him.

Emery: After this, I wanna see a TV taping with a live studio audience.
Evan: What? I'm not doing that.
Emery: Why not?
Evan: Because our time is finite, and I don't wanna waste it watching garbage with a bunch of zoo people.
Emery: I'm thinking of becoming an actor.
Evan: You and everyone else. No, I wanna go to Muscle Beach, see where Arnold began his political career.
Emery: What's the point of that?
Evan: What's the point in anything? Y2K's coming.
Emery: Oh, poor baby. Grandma got DeVito, so you want some Arnold.
Evan: Better actor than you'll ever be.
Emery: Maybe you're right. The world's ending. Why care about anything? Or anyone.

Jessica: This is a disaster. He went from Tier 3 schools to no schools at all. He's going backwards.
Louis: Well, it's now or never. If you're not going to show our son how to have a good time here, then I will.
Jessica: You? What are you gonna do, throw a Frisbee with him on the quad?
Louis: You don't throw a Frisbee, you slang it.
Jessica: Louis, who are we kidding? I let you play it up in front of the kids, but we both know that in college, you were a dork.
Louis: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why Eddie needs you. He is you.
Jessica: No, Evan's me. Responsible, focused, able to pull off argyle. Argyle!
Louis: Evan is you now. Eddie is who you used to be.
Jessica: I could handle myself. I knew where to draw the line. Eddie's not me.
Louis: No, he's not. He's way better off, because you raised him. Mistakes, regret, loss – this is the place to start to learn about that stuff. And it'll only help our kids to know that we went through it, too. And we survived and evolved. Same way he will. Look, Jessica, someone needs to show Eddie that college can be challenging and soul-searching and fun. And that person is you. The old you.

Eddie: I don't believe this.
Jessica: What? That you could fill a water balloon with shaving cream instead of water so you could actually lift it?
Eddie: No. I mean, yes, that is also pretty mind-blowing, but I'm talking about how you were wild in college.
Jessica: Occasionally, I would let my hair down. Until I shaved it all off on a dare.
Eddie: How come you never told me all this?
Jessica: Because there are some qualities you see in your kids that you know they got from you, and you are not proud.
Eddie: So... you're ashamed I like to have fun?
Jessica: No, it's not that. It's just that maybe if I had been more focused the first time around, I wouldn't be back in school now trying to do it all over again. I don't want you to have to do that.
Eddie: Really? Because it seems to me that the way you did it is way more interesting. You lived it up, you had a family, multiple careers, still pushing yourself...
Jessica: Okay, you're right, I don't regret it. I just don't want to encourage you to behave the way I did. I know, I'm a hypocrite.
Eddie: No, cocky. You think you're the only person who could handle anything?
Jessica: Yes. Because I am battle-tested.
Eddie: Not as much as me. You could never handle what I went through – you.
Jessica: Me versus me. That is interesting. Who would win? Me.
Eddie: You're crazy.
Jessica: You call it like you see it. That is another quality I am proud you get from me.

Evan: Hey, look! It's our little movie star! You make it big?
Emery: No. Hollywood sucks.
Evan: Yeah, turns out a beachside gym isn't the political think tank you would expect. And look at this. Completely pumped out. I won't be able to do bis and tris till next week!
Emery: I thought being rich and not caring about anything would be amazing.
Jenny: Garfield makes it look so easy.
Evan: Garfield's not rich. He's cat-rich. It's different.
Emery: It was all too much. The excess, ignoring consequences, never saying no. It's unsustainable. You can't live life that way.
Jenny: No one can. Not even me. Not even Danny DeVito.
Emery: Grandma, that wasn't Danny DeVito.
Evan: Emery, they could've kissed. Let her have it.
Emery: Yeah You know, even if Y2K's coming, I'd rather spend my last few days with you two, just like we always do... On the couch, busting each other's yams.
Evan: Hey, if the world doesn't end, how are we gonna pay off our credit cards?
Jenny: I faked my death before. I can do it again.

Jessica: Look out below!
Louis: Nooooooo!
Eddie: Messy Jessie!
Jessica: She big, and she back!

Eddie: If you were this crazy in college, I can't imagine what "The Buffalo" was like.
Louis: Nope. Sorry. That's R-rated.
Jessica: Louis, I thought you said good parenting was sharing our past, not hiding it.
Louis: Oh, I say a lot of things to get out of the doghouse.
Jessica: Your dad was a club guy. He joined them all.
Louis: Extracurriculars are the wings of a social butterfly.
Eddie: Dad, you're making it worse.
Louis: Oh, yeah? I had a ton of sex.
Jessica: No, you did not.
Louis: I did, too.
Jessica: With who? The bush club?
Louis: The Shrub Club!
Eddie: Okay. That's enough sharing.

Gallery[]

Episodes

Fresh Off the Boat – Season One

Episode 1 "Pilot"	Episode 2 "Home Sweet Home-School"	Episode 3 "The Shunning"	Episode 4 "Success Perm"


Episode 5 "Persistent Romeo"	Episode 6 "Fajita Man"	Episode 7 "Showdown at the Golden Saddle"	Episode 8 "Phillip Goldstein"


Episode 9 "License to Sell"	Episode 10 "Blind Spot"	Episode 11 "Very Superstitious"	Episode 12 "Dribbling Tiger, Bounce Pass Dragon"


Episode 13 So Chineez

Fresh Off the Boat – Season Two

Episode 1 "Family Business Trip"	Episode 2 "Boy II Man"	Episode 3 "Shaquille O'Neal Motors"	Episode 4 "The Fall Ball"


Episode 5 "Miracle on Dead Street"	Episode 6 "Good Morning Orlando"	Episode 7 "The Big 1-2"	Episode 8 "Huangsgiving"


Episode 9 "We Done Son"	Episode 10 "The Real Santa"	Episode 11 "Year of the Rat"	Episode 12 "Love and Loopholes"


Episode 13 "Phil's Phaves"	Episode 14 "Michael Chang Fever"	Episode 15 "Keep 'Em Separated"	Epsiode 16 "Tight Two"


Episode 17 "Doing It Right"	Episode 18 "Week in Review"	Episode 19 "Jessica Place"	Episode 20 "Hi, My Name Is..."


Episode 21 "Rent Day"	Episode 22 "Gotta Be Me"	Episode 23 "The Manchurian Dinner Date"	Episode 24 "Bring the Pain"

Fresh Off the Boat – Season Three

Episode 1 "Coming from America"	Episode 2 "Breaking Chains"	Episode 3 "Louisween"	Episode 4 "Citizen Jessica"


Episode 5 "No Thanks-giving"	Episode 6 "WWJD: What Would Jessica Do?"	Episode 7 "The Taming of the Dads"	Episode 8 "Where are the Giggles?"


Episode 9 "How to Be an American"	Episode 10 "The Best of Orlando"	Episode 11 "Clean Slate"	Episode 12 "Sisters Without Subtext"


Episode 13 "Neighbors with Attitude"	Episode 14 "The Gloves Are Off"	Episode 15 "Living While Eddie"	Episode 16 "Gabby Goose"

	]
Episode 17 "The Flush"	Episode 18 "Time to Get Ill"	Episode 19 "Driving Miss Jenny"	Episode 20 "The Masters"


Episode 21 "Pie vs. Cake"	Episode 22 "This Is Us"	Episode 23 "This Isn't Us"

Fresh Off the Boat – Season Four

Episode 1 "B as in Best Friends"	Episode 2 "First Day"	Episode 3 "Kids"	Episode 4 "It's a Plastic Pumpkin, Louis Huang"

Episode 5 "Four Funerals and a Wedding"	Episode 6 "A League of Her Own"	Episode 7 "The Day After Thanksgiving"	Episode 8 "The Vouch"

Episode 9 "Slide Effect"	Episode 10 "Do You Hear What I Hear?"	Episode 11 "Big Baby"	Episode 12 "Liar Liar"

Episode 13 "The Car Wash"	Episode 14 "A Man to Share the Night With"	Episode 15 "We Need to Talk About Evan"	Episode 16 "Ride the Tiger"

Episode 17 "Let Me Go, Bro"	Episode 18 "Measure Twice, Cut Once"	Episode 19 "King in the North"

Fresh Off the Boat – Season Five

Episode 1 "Fresh Off the RV"	Episode 2 "The Hand That Sits the Cradle"	Episode 3 "Working the 'Ween"	Episode 4 "Driver's Eddie"
Episode 5 "Mo' Chinese Mo' Problems"	Episode 6 "Sub Standard"	Episode 7 "Where Have All the Cattlemen Gone?"	Episode 8 "Cousin Eddie"
Episode 9 "Just the Two of Us"	Episode 10 "You've Got a Girlfriend"	Episode 11 "Driver's Eddie 2: Orlando Drift"	Episode 12 "Legends of the Fortieth"
Episode 13 "Grand-Mahjong"	Episode 14 "Cupid's Crossbow"	Episode 15 "Be a Man"	Episode 16 "Trentina"
Episode 17 "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'"	Episode 18 "Rancho Contento"	Episode 19 "Vice Mommy"	Episode 20 "Nerd Watching"
Episode 21 "Under the Taipei Sun"	Episode 22 "No Apology Necessary"

Fresh Off the Boat – Season Six

Episode 1 "Help Unwanted?"	Episode 2 "College"	Episode 3 "Grandma's Boys"	Episode 4 "S'Mothered"
Episode 5 "Hal-Lou-Ween"	Episode 6 "Chestnut Gardens"	Episode 7 "Practicum?!"	Episode 8 "TMI: Too Much Integrity"
Episode 9 "Lou Wants to Be a Millionaire"	Episode 10 "Jessica Town"	Episode 11 "A Seat at the Table"	Episode 12 "The Magic Motor Inn"
Episode 13 "Mommy and Me"	Episode 14 "Family Van"	Episode 15 "Commencement"