"You don't need to get your girl gifts, you need to give her your time."
—DMX, about Eddie and Allison.

Dark Man X AKA DMX, formerly known as Earl Simmons is a famous rapper and one of Eddie's idols. He appeared in the episode We Done Son. Eddie was hired to babysit his daughter Praise Mary Simmons for him. He is played by himself.

Facts about him

  • DMX enjoys gardening flowers.
  • DMX is environmentally conscious. He refuses to use regular diapers to avoid creating carbon footprints.
  • He prefers to stay low-profile, not wanting paparazzi surrounding him knowing that it will make his and his baby daughter's lives difficult.