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"Now we can all go on your book tour as a family. Finally take that road trip across America we've always talked about."
Louis Huang to Jessica Huang

"Fresh Off the RV" is the first episode of the fifth season of Fresh Off the Boat. It first aired on October 5, 2018.

Synopsis[]

While Honey and Marvin celebrate the birth of their baby, Jessica's book is finally released, and she's optimistically looking forward to a book store reading that's been set up by her publisher to help boost sales. Louis is so excited to promote the book across the country that he buys an RV from Los Angeles Lakers great Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, who owns an RV dealership which is managed by underappreciated Calvin. Meanwhile, Emery and Evan are concerned about Eddie after Nicole tells him that she's moving to New York, and he seems completely unfazed about losing his best friend.

Plot[]

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Cast[]

Main Cast[]

Recurring Cast[]

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Trivia[]

  • This episode marks Nicole's final physical appearance.

Quotes[]

Calvin: Calvin, General Manager of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Motors.
Louis: Oh, I get it. Like the NBA legend. You guys are just copying Shaq Motors across town.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: No, no. He's copying me. Always has. I'm a Laker center. He's a Laker center. I buy a car lot. He buys a car lot. I star in a movie. He stars in... Shazam.
Calvin: It was Kazaam.
Louis: Kareem, I didn't know you owned a car lot.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: I come down here every so often to make sure things are going right.
Calvin: Oh, yeah. It's a real morale boost for those that work here the other 360 days a year.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Morale was boosted pretty high when I dropped those 50 skyhooks on your co-ed recreation-league game.
Calvin: Still didn't play no defense.
Honey: Can you believe it? Our baby boy came out a girl.
Marvin: What a show.
Honey: It doesn't happen much, but the technician misread the sonogram.
Marvin: And what we thought was his deedle-doo was actually a thing-a-ma-which.
Honey: Umbilical cord.
Marvin: Yeah.
Honey: So, now we need a girl's name.
Nicole: Did you already have a boy name picked out?
Jessica: My publisher thinks it might help boost sales, which could lead to TV spots, a book tour... maybe even Oprah.
Louis: The Big "O". I-I mean, "big" like a star. She actually looks great now... And she did before, too.
Jessica: I don't go to the restaurant and stare at you. Remember? We found that it didn't improve your productivity.
Louis: But this is your big day, and it'll be good for the boys. They learn by watching us, and they should see how your hard work pays off.
Jessica: You would just be taking up space from actual book-buyers. Plus, if I want to read the graphic sex scenes, I need to feel comfortable doing all the sound effects.
Emery: "So You Wanna Be a Psychiatrist"?
Evan: You know how I plan to become doctor-president. Well, I always assumed I'd be a surgeon. The respect–
Emery: The mastery of fine motor skills.
Evan: The ladies. But after spending three hours in the hospital visiting Honey's baby, I don't think I can stand the smell.
Eddie: Can you mail a hot dog? I'm making a list of stuff I want Nicole to send me from New York – a Statue of Liberty, lighter, whatever a knish is, a bullet.
Emery: Any ideas for her going-away gift? I'm always game to power-browse "Things Remembered" at the mall.
Eddie: Why would I get her a gift?
Emery: Because she's your friend.
Eddie: I have tons of friends. I'm not trying to dole out prizes every time one of them skips town.
Emery: But Nicole is different.
Eddie: Oh, because she's a chick? That's sexist, homie.
Emery: No. I mean, you two are so close. Aren't you sad she's moving?
Eddie: Sad? Pfft. She's only leaving for school, and she'll be back on the holidays and stuff. Guys, it's not a big deal.
Emery: The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Evan: Uh, can we stay on Eddie for a second? I think he's pretending he doesn't care Nicole is leaving.
Emery: Yeah, that's what I–
Evan: He's in denial. I read about this in my book.
Louis: Wow, look at this line.
Evan: It's like Mommy is Space Mountain.
Eddie: The river on the east side is the East River, but the river on the west is the Hudson? Good luck, Nicole.
Emery: At least he's thinking about her. That's good, right?
Evan: I'm afraid not. It's classic sublimation. His denial has turned into productivity. He's losing his sense of self. When has Eddie ever researched for pleasure?
Emery: My God.
Evan: He needs to face his feelings soon, or when it finally hits him, he'll lash out at someone. Chop. Chop.
Emery: [to Eddie] Hey, dawg. Evan and I were just talking about Nicole.
Jessica: The book is a flop, Louis!
Louis: What?
Jessica: It sold less than 100 copies nationwide.
Louis: What about that line at the store?
Jessica: Everyone was there for some other book. "Boy Witch." Written by a homeless British teacher of all things.
TV Announcer: And with that home run, Sammy Sosa retakes the lead over Mark McGwire.
Jenny: Slammin' Sammy!
Louis: You know he's on steroids, right?
Jenny: What steroids?

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"Home Sweet Home-School"
Episode 3
"The Shunning"
Episode 4
"Success Perm"
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"Phillip Goldstein"
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"License to Sell"
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"Blind Spot"
Episode 11
"Very Superstitious"
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Episode 1
"Family Business Trip"
Episode 2
"Boy II Man"
Episode 3
"Shaquille O'Neal Motors"
Episode 4
"The Fall Ball"
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Episode 5
"Miracle on Dead Street"
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"Good Morning Orlando"
Episode 7
"The Big 1-2"
Episode 8
"Huangsgiving"
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Episode 9
"We Done Son"
Episode 10
"The Real Santa"
Episode 11
"Year of the Rat"
Episode 12
"Love and Loopholes"
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Episode 13
"Phil's Phaves"
Episode 14
"Michael Chang Fever"
Episode 15
"Keep 'Em Separated"
Epsiode 16
"Tight Two"
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Episode 17
"Doing It Right"
Episode 18
"Week in Review"
Episode 19
"Jessica Place"
Episode 20
"Hi, My Name Is..."
Rent Day Gotta Be Me The Manchurian Dinner Date Bring the Pain
Episode 21
"Rent Day"
Episode 22
"Gotta Be Me"
Episode 23
"The Manchurian Dinner Date"
Episode 24
"Bring the Pain"
Fresh Off the Boat – Season Three
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"Coming from America"
Episode 2
"Breaking Chains"
Episode 3
"Louisween"
Episode 4
"Citizen Jessica"
Turkey slaughter Praying Evan Smaller Taming of the Dads Evan (Kevin McCallister)
Episode 5
"No Thanks-giving"
Episode 6
"WWJD: What Would Jessica Do?"
Episode 7
"The Taming of the Dads"
Episode 8
"Where are the Giggles?"
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Episode 11
"Clean Slate"
Episode 12
"Sisters Without Subtext"
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Episode 13
"Neighbors with Attitude"
Episode 14
"The Gloves Are Off"
Episode 15
"Living While Eddie"
Episode 16
"Gabby Goose"
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Episode 17
"The Flush"
Episode 18
"Time to Get Ill"
Episode 19
"Driving Miss Jenny"
Episode 20
"The Masters"
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"Pie vs. Cake"
Episode 22
"This Is Us"
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"This Isn't Us"
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"B as in Best Friends"
Episode 2
"First Day"
Episode 3
"Kids"
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Episode 6
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Episode 7
"The Day After Thanksgiving"
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"The Vouch"
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"Slide Effect"
Episode 10
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"Big Baby"
Episode 12
"Liar Liar"
Episode 13
"The Car Wash"
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"A Man to Share the Night With"
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"We Need to Talk About Evan"
Episode 16
"Ride the Tiger"
Episode 17
"Let Me Go, Bro"
Episode 18
"Measure Twice, Cut Once"
Episode 19
"King in the North"
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Episode 1
"Fresh Off the RV"
Episode 2
"The Hand That Sits the Cradle"
Episode 3
"Working the 'Ween"
Episode 4
"Driver's Eddie"
Episode 5
"Mo' Chinese Mo' Problems"
Episode 6
"Sub Standard"
Episode 7
"Where Have All the Cattlemen Gone?"
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"Cupid's Crossbow"
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"Be a Man"
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Episode 19
"Vice Mommy"
Episode 20
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Episode 21
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Episode 22
"No Apology Necessary"
Fresh Off the Boat – Season Six
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"Help Unwanted?"
Episode 2
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Episode 4
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Episode 6
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Episode 12
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