|
"Just the Two of Us" is the ninth episode of the fifth season of Fresh Off the Boat. It first aired on January 4, 2019.
Synopsis[]
Louis and Jessica think they've won a weekend getaway at a posh resort, but instead they're stuck at a marriage retreat where troubled couples work out their relationship problems with the help of Guru Sheela.
Plot[]
To be added
Cast[]
Main Cast[]
- Randall Park as Louis Huang
- Constance Wu as Jessica Huang
- Hudson Yang as Eddie Huang
- Forrest Wheeler as Emery Huang
- Ian Chen as Evan Huang
- Lucille Soong as Jenny Huang (credited as Grandma Huang)
- Chelsey Crisp as Honey Ellis
- Ray Wise as Marvin Ellis (absent; credit only)
Recurring Cast[]
Guest Cast[]
- June Diane Raphael as Guru Sheela
- Hina Abdullah as Kelly
- Chris Witaske as Ken
- Pamela Hill as Penguin Couple
- William Joseph Hill as Penguin Couple
Trivia[]
- The title of this episode has two meanings, one being a reference to the Will Smith song of the same name, mentioned by Jenny Huang, and the other referring to Louis and Jessica's sub-plot.
Quotes[]
Eddie: A person is making this noise? Jenny: An angel. Eddie: I'm changing it back. Jenny: I can slap all day. |
Jessica: I knew we could do it, we are a well-oiled machine. Like B2-D2. |
Jessica: From 2:00 to 2:30, we're washing each other's areolas? Kelly: Auras. The emanation of our souls. Jessica: Ugh! That is even worse. |
Eddie: We should go get gas. Better to be safe than sorry. Speaking of safe, I know you didn't like my rap music before, but that was because I should've eased you in. Introducing Will Smith. He's the horseradish of rap. He never cusses, and he only raps about soft stuff like aliens, summertime, and going to Miami. Jenny: ...I will allow it. Eddie: Awesome. And when you're ready, we'll go up the rap chain – Mase, Puff Daddy, Jay-Z, DMX, until we get to Biggie. He's the toughest guy out there. He's kinda who I take after, you know. Jenny: Really? You're not Biggie. You're Will Smith – soft. |
Jessica: Louis and I are like a well-oiled machine. We're not like the other suckers that paid to be here. Louis: I mean, uh, this place is lovely and you seem very sweet, but– Jessica: We don't need this garbage. Guru Sheela: I think you do. The greater the resistance, the greater the need. Jessica: That sounds like some commie bulls– Louis: Okay, you know what? We're... We're gonna, uh, hit the guava station, and then we'll be back. Guru Sheela: I have to go say good morning to the sun. Jessica: Of course you do. |
Sandturtles Employee: Welcome all to Sandturtles, the preeminent healing place for broken couples. Together, we are going to find the nexus of all of your problems. Jessica: Is there a trophy for the winner? Sandturtles Employee: Well, my hope is that by the end of the retreat, you'll all be winners and that the trophy you'll leave with is the partner you came with. Jessica: You could've just said no. |
Eddie: Can you believe Grandma said I was Will Smith? She called me soft! Evan: A lot of great things are soft – pillows, marshmallows... Emery: Gnocchi. Evan: We could go on all day. Eddie: I'm sure you could, because you're soft. But I'm not! On my first day of school, a kid insulted me, and I smashed his hand in a microwave. I'm hardcore. That's me. That's who I am. Evan: I don't see what the big deal is. Eddie: How would you like it if Grandma called you... disorganized? Exactly. Jenny: 埃迪，我剛剛聽了我們的歌，"Just the Two of Us".[1] Eddie: How is that our song? Jenny: 因為這是關於我們的。 我是孩子，你是 Fresh Prince.[2] Eddie: Grandma, I am not Will Smith. Will Smith is for softies, like Evan and Emery. Jenny: 每次油箱不足一半時，您都會感到恐慌。[3] Eddie: It's better to be safe than s... Jenny: Oh, is that one of Biggie's rap lines? 也許你甚至都不 Will Smith... 你是 Carlton.[4] Evan: What? But I'm Carlton. |
Emery: Cool outfit, Eddie. Evan: Yeah, looking fly! Oof, as soon as I said that, I knew it wasn't me. Eddie: Thanks, boys. Gotta rep hard at Trent's b-day, ya know? Jenny: Oh, please. Eddie: Grandma, you got to check it. You don't understand me at all. Jenny: Isn't that a Will Smith song, "Grandparents Just Don't Understand"? Eddie: For the last time, I am not Will Smith. If anyone is soft around here, it's you. You read cartoons every day. And my mom paints your fingernails. Now let's go. I don't want to be late for Trent's birthday. Jenny: I'm not coming. Eddie: What? But I can't drive without you. Jenny: I have cartoons to read. Eddie: You know what? Fine. Biggie wouldn't need his grandmother anyways. I can drive my damn self. |
Jenny: When you've lived a hard life, you'd rather not be reminded of it. Eddie: So that's why you like soft stuff, like Garfield and Will Smith. Jenny: I only call you Will Smith because you're a good kid. And you're lucky. You don't have to live a hard life unless you want to. |
Eddie: Okay, Grandma, let's kick this off Big Willie-style. Hey! What was that for? Jenny: You're tougher than I thought. You have graduated to Mase. |
Gallery[]
.png "Jenny & Eddie (5x9).png (805 KB)")
.jpg "Jessica Huang (5x9).jpg (482 KB)")
.png "Louis & Jessica (5x9).png (1.06 MB)")
.png "Jessica & Louis (5x9).png (975 KB)")
.png "Louis (5x9).png (956 KB)")
.jpg "Jessica & Louis (5x9).jpg (522 KB)")
.jpg "Louis & Jessica (5x9).jpg (498 KB)")
.png "Eddie (5x9).png (765 KB)")
.png "Louis & Jessica (Just the Two of Us).png (801 KB)")
.png "Eddie & Jenny (5x9).png (727 KB)")
References[]
Episodes
|
|---|
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season One | |||
|---|---|---|---|
|
|
|
|
| Episode 1 "Pilot" |
Episode 2 "Home Sweet Home-School" |
Episode 3 "The Shunning" |
Episode 4 "Success Perm" |
|
|
|
|
| Episode 5 "Persistent Romeo" |
Episode 6 "Fajita Man" |
Episode 7 "Showdown at the Golden Saddle" |
Episode 8 "Phillip Goldstein" |
|
|
|
|
| Episode 9 "License to Sell" |
Episode 10 "Blind Spot" |
Episode 11 "Very Superstitious" |
Episode 12 "Dribbling Tiger, Bounce Pass Dragon" |
| |||
| Episode 13 So Chineez | |||
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Two | |||
|---|---|---|---|
|
|
|
|
| Episode 1 "Family Business Trip" |
Episode 2 "Boy II Man" |
Episode 3 "Shaquille O'Neal Motors" |
Episode 4 "The Fall Ball" |
|
|
|
|
| Episode 5 "Miracle on Dead Street" |
Episode 6 "Good Morning Orlando" |
Episode 7 "The Big 1-2" |
Episode 8 "Huangsgiving" |
|
|
|
|
| Episode 9 "We Done Son" |
Episode 10 "The Real Santa" |
Episode 11 "Year of the Rat" |
Episode 12 "Love and Loopholes" |
|
|
|
|
| Episode 13 "Phil's Phaves" |
Episode 14 "Michael Chang Fever" |
Episode 15 "Keep 'Em Separated" |
Epsiode 16 "Tight Two" |
|
|
|
|
| Episode 17 "Doing It Right" |
Episode 18 "Week in Review" |
Episode 19 "Jessica Place" |
Episode 20 "Hi, My Name Is..." |
|
|
|
|
| Episode 21 "Rent Day" |
Episode 22 "Gotta Be Me" |
Episode 23 "The Manchurian Dinner Date" |
Episode 24 "Bring the Pain" |
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Three | |||
|---|---|---|---|
|
|
|
|
| Episode 1 "Coming from America" |
Episode 2 "Breaking Chains" |
Episode 3 "Louisween" |
Episode 4 "Citizen Jessica" |
|
|
|
|
| Episode 5 "No Thanks-giving" |
Episode 6 "WWJD: What Would Jessica Do?" |
Episode 7 "The Taming of the Dads" |
Episode 8 "Where are the Giggles?" |
|
|
|
|
| Episode 9 "How to Be an American" |
Episode 10 "The Best of Orlando" |
Episode 11 "Clean Slate" |
Episode 12 "Sisters Without Subtext" |
|
|
|
|
| Episode 13 "Neighbors with Attitude" |
Episode 14 "The Gloves Are Off" |
Episode 15 "Living While Eddie" |
Episode 16 "Gabby Goose" |
|
 ]
|
|
|
| Episode 17 "The Flush" |
Episode 18 "Time to Get Ill" |
Episode 19 "Driving Miss Jenny" |
Episode 20 "The Masters" |
|
|
| |
| Episode 21 "Pie vs. Cake" |
Episode 22 "This Is Us" |
Episode 23 "This Isn't Us" | |
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Four | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Episode 1 "B as in Best Friends" |
Episode 2 "First Day" |
Episode 3 "Kids" |
Episode 4 "It's a Plastic Pumpkin, Louis Huang" |
| Episode 5 "Four Funerals and a Wedding" |
Episode 6 "A League of Her Own" |
Episode 7 "The Day After Thanksgiving" |
Episode 8 "The Vouch" |
| Episode 9 "Slide Effect" |
Episode 10 "Do You Hear What I Hear?" |
Episode 11 "Big Baby" |
Episode 12 "Liar Liar" |
| Episode 13 "The Car Wash" |
Episode 14 "A Man to Share the Night With" |
Episode 15 "We Need to Talk About Evan" |
Episode 16 "Ride the Tiger" |
| Episode 17 "Let Me Go, Bro" |
Episode 18 "Measure Twice, Cut Once" |
Episode 19 "King in the North" | |
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Five | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Episode 1 "Fresh Off the RV" |
Episode 2 "The Hand That Sits the Cradle" |
Episode 3 "Working the 'Ween" |
Episode 4 "Driver's Eddie" |
| Episode 5 "Mo' Chinese Mo' Problems" |
Episode 6 "Sub Standard" |
Episode 7 "Where Have All the Cattlemen Gone?" |
Episode 8 "Cousin Eddie" |
| Episode 9 "Just the Two of Us" |
Episode 10 "You've Got a Girlfriend" |
Episode 11 "Driver's Eddie 2: Orlando Drift" |
Episode 12 "Legends of the Fortieth" |
| Episode 13 "Grand-Mahjong" |
Episode 14 "Cupid's Crossbow" |
Episode 15 "Be a Man" |
Episode 16 "Trentina" |
| Episode 17 "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" |
Episode 18 "Rancho Contento" |
Episode 19 "Vice Mommy" |
Episode 20 "Nerd Watching" |
| Episode 21 "Under the Taipei Sun" |
Episode 22 "No Apology Necessary" | ||
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Six | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Episode 1 "Help Unwanted?" |
Episode 2 "College" |
Episode 3 "Grandma's Boys" |
Episode 4 "S'Mothered" |
| Episode 5 "Hal-Lou-Ween" |
Episode 6 "Chestnut Gardens" |
Episode 7 "Practicum?!" |
Episode 8 "TMI: Too Much Integrity" |
| Episode 9 "Lou Wants to Be a Millionaire" |
Episode 10 "Jessica Town" |
Episode 11 "A Seat at the Table" |
Episode 12 "The Magic Motor Inn" |
| Episode 13 "Mommy and Me" |
Episode 14 "Family Van" |
Episode 15 "Commencement" | |