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"Keep 'Em Separated" is the fifteenth episode of the second season of Fresh Off the Boat. It first aired on March 8, 2016.
Synopsis[]
Louis keeps crashing Jessica's girl time with Honey, so she encourages him to make some friends of his own. But when his new friend ends up being an attractive woman from the pool hall, Jessica gets jealous and tries to become Louis' new pool buddy. Meanwhile, Eddie is unnerved when Alison buddies up with his former crush Nicole.
Plot[]
To be added
Cast[]
Main Cast[]
- Randall Park as Louis Huang
- Constance Wu as Jessica Huang
- Hudson Yang as Eddie Huang
- Forrest Wheeler as Emery Huang
- Ian Chen as Evan Huang
- Lucille Soong as Jenny Huang (credited as Grandma Huang)
- Chelsey Crisp as Honey
Recurring Cast[]
- Paul Scheer as Mitch
- Isabella Alexander as Alison Olsen
- Luna Blaise as Nicole Ellis
- Prophet Bolden as Walter Stone
- Evan Hannemann as Dave Selby (credited as Barefoot Dave)
- Trevor Larcom as Trent Masterson
- Dash Williams as Brian Pew
- Nick Gore as Ned
Guest Cast[]
- Sonya Eddy as Deb
- Douglas Bennett as Guy
- Angelique Cabral as Tony
- Cory Blevins as Gary Olsen (credited as Alison's Dad; voice only)
- Isaac Keys as Bouncer
- Anthony Keyvan as Chris
- Sheng Wang as Hank
- Brianna Bazler as Student (uncredited)
- Carissa Bazler as Student (uncredited)
- Doby Daenger as Bar Patron (uncredited)
- Amanda LaCount as Middle School Student (uncredited)
- Matthew Ryan Michaels as Student (uncredited)
- Bryan Sapphire as Pool Hall Hustler (uncredited)
Trivia[]
- The title of this episode is a lyric from The Offspring's "Come Out and Play".
- It is revealed that Louis used to have a passion for pool, which he gets re-interested in, in this episode.
Quotes[]
Honey: Doesn't it feel a little weird, hiding from your husband like this? Deb: Here we go. Jessica: Louis is great but ever since he stopped staying late to close the restaurant, he's just been around a lot more and sometimes, you just want girl time. Deb: Mmm-hmm. |
Brian: All the ladies in here are fully clothed. Eddie: Hey, you see Whitney in your mailbox, you grab her and go. Alison: I get it. She's like your Mario Van Peebles. |
Jessica: Louis is hanging out with another woman?! Honey: You're overreacting. It's fine. Jessica: It is inappropriate for an adult to have a friend of the opposite sex. My parents never had that. Can you imagine my mom saying, "Travis and I are going to the movies"? Honey: Who's Travis? Jessica: There is no Travis. That's the point! Honey: Jessica, it's the '90s. It's normal to have friends of the opposite sex. In... In fact, Marvin and I were friends for months before... We got to see this bitch. |
Jessica: This must be Tony. Why did your parents name you that? That's a man's name. It's very misleading. Tony: It's short for Antonia. Jessica: How convenient. Tony: You must be Jessica, Louis' wife. He's told me so much about you. Jessica: Oh, really? Did he mention my gender? Do you just hang around pool halls hoping to meet men? Tony: No, I just love playing pool, and most people who play are men. It's more like I hang around men trying to pick up pool halls. Jessica: You have no power here, witch. Tony: Excuse me? Jessica: You heard me, demon. |
Eddie: So, I was hanging by the buses today and I saw you talking with Nicole. Alison: Oh. Yeah, we met on the couch in the bathroom. She said she liked my backpack, and we started talking. Eddie: So, uh, no big surprises or anything? Um... no big reveals? Alison: No, nothing like that. She was just really cool. I totally get why you had a crush on her. Eddie: Whaaaaat? Alison: It's cool. She's badass. Eddie: Wait, so, you're not mad? Alison: Fart, no. You and I are cool. Besides, that was before we even knew each other. We don't care about old crushes. Eddie: Of course we don't! That's what I'm sayin'. Alison: It's like how you don't care about my old crush on Dave. Eddie: ...Dave who? Alison: Dave. Your best friend, Dave. I saw him feeding a squirrel once and thought it was cute. |
Jessica: Okay, I lied about Mitch to get you out of that pool hall. Louis: What? You're the one who told me to go there in the first place! Jessica: Yes, because I thought you were going to meet a guy friend! Louis: So I can't be friends with a woman? That's ridiculous. I'm around women all day here. Jessica: That's different. That's during the day, at work. Louis: So I can never be around a woman outside of work? Jessica: That's not what I'm saying. That would be crazy. All I am saying is, if you're going to hang out with a woman, it has to be when the sun is up. And she can't be taller than me. Or younger than me. Or weigh less than me. Or look like she weighs less than me. Also, you can't share food. Okay, I guess if you're stranded and you have to share food, then clear soups or broths only. And you will display your wedding band close to your face at all times. Photos of your children must be present if they themselves cannot be. If she happens to touch you, even if by accident, you will excuse yourself and call me immediately. If she has smoky eye makeup, that is bad. If she has a lazy eye, that's good. Louis: Jessica... Jessica: You must always travel in separate vehicles. Going back, lazy eye is out. It encourages eye contact. And she must never have ever been or even wanted to be a gymnast. Oh, and this goes without saying, but no Denzel movies. Louis: I have no interest in Tony other than playing pool. Jessica: That's how it starts, though, that connection. I've fallen asleep during enough Meg Ryan movies. |
Dave: I was just telling Alison about how– Eddie: You had that thing for Jasmine from Aladdin? Dave: Hey, I told you that in private! I just think she's symmetrical. Eddie: You know, I don't think this is a good idea, you two hanging out. Dave: Why not? Alison: Eddie. Eddie: Fun fact, Alison. That squirrel you saw Dave pet? It actually bit him, and he's been trying to trap it ever since. That's what this whole thing is. Too bad you didn't make a Dad trap, huh, Dave? |
Gallery[]
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References[]
Episodes
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| Fresh Off the Boat – Season One | |||
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| Episode 1 "Pilot" |
Episode 2 "Home Sweet Home-School" |
Episode 3 "The Shunning" |
Episode 4 "Success Perm" |
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| Episode 5 "Persistent Romeo" |
Episode 6 "Fajita Man" |
Episode 7 "Showdown at the Golden Saddle" |
Episode 8 "Phillip Goldstein" |
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| Episode 9 "License to Sell" |
Episode 10 "Blind Spot" |
Episode 11 "Very Superstitious" |
Episode 12 "Dribbling Tiger, Bounce Pass Dragon" |
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| Episode 13 So Chineez | |||
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Two | |||
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| Episode 1 "Family Business Trip" |
Episode 2 "Boy II Man" |
Episode 3 "Shaquille O'Neal Motors" |
Episode 4 "The Fall Ball" |
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| Episode 5 "Miracle on Dead Street" |
Episode 6 "Good Morning Orlando" |
Episode 7 "The Big 1-2" |
Episode 8 "Huangsgiving" |
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| Episode 9 "We Done Son" |
Episode 10 "The Real Santa" |
Episode 11 "Year of the Rat" |
Episode 12 "Love and Loopholes" |
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| Episode 13 "Phil's Phaves" |
Episode 14 "Michael Chang Fever" |
Episode 15 "Keep 'Em Separated" |
Epsiode 16 "Tight Two" |
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| Episode 17 "Doing It Right" |
Episode 18 "Week in Review" |
Episode 19 "Jessica Place" |
Episode 20 "Hi, My Name Is..." |
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| Episode 21 "Rent Day" |
Episode 22 "Gotta Be Me" |
Episode 23 "The Manchurian Dinner Date" |
Episode 24 "Bring the Pain" |
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Three | |||
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| Episode 1 "Coming from America" |
Episode 2 "Breaking Chains" |
Episode 3 "Louisween" |
Episode 4 "Citizen Jessica" |
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| Episode 5 "No Thanks-giving" |
Episode 6 "WWJD: What Would Jessica Do?" |
Episode 7 "The Taming of the Dads" |
Episode 8 "Where are the Giggles?" |
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| Episode 9 "How to Be an American" |
Episode 10 "The Best of Orlando" |
Episode 11 "Clean Slate" |
Episode 12 "Sisters Without Subtext" |
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| Episode 13 "Neighbors with Attitude" |
Episode 14 "The Gloves Are Off" |
Episode 15 "Living While Eddie" |
Episode 16 "Gabby Goose" |
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| Episode 17 "The Flush" |
Episode 18 "Time to Get Ill" |
Episode 19 "Driving Miss Jenny" |
Episode 20 "The Masters" |
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| Episode 21 "Pie vs. Cake" |
Episode 22 "This Is Us" |
Episode 23 "This Isn't Us" | |
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Four | |||
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| Episode 1 "B as in Best Friends" |
Episode 2 "First Day" |
Episode 3 "Kids" |
Episode 4 "It's a Plastic Pumpkin, Louis Huang" |
| Episode 5 "Four Funerals and a Wedding" |
Episode 6 "A League of Her Own" |
Episode 7 "The Day After Thanksgiving" |
Episode 8 "The Vouch" |
| Episode 9 "Slide Effect" |
Episode 10 "Do You Hear What I Hear?" |
Episode 11 "Big Baby" |
Episode 12 "Liar Liar" |
| Episode 13 "The Car Wash" |
Episode 14 "A Man to Share the Night With" |
Episode 15 "We Need to Talk About Evan" |
Episode 16 "Ride the Tiger" |
| Episode 17 "Let Me Go, Bro" |
Episode 18 "Measure Twice, Cut Once" |
Episode 19 "King in the North" | |
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Five | |||
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| Episode 1 "Fresh Off the RV" |
Episode 2 "The Hand That Sits the Cradle" |
Episode 3 "Working the 'Ween" |
Episode 4 "Driver's Eddie" |
| Episode 5 "Mo' Chinese Mo' Problems" |
Episode 6 "Sub Standard" |
Episode 7 "Where Have All the Cattlemen Gone?" |
Episode 8 "Cousin Eddie" |
| Episode 9 "Just the Two of Us" |
Episode 10 "You've Got a Girlfriend" |
Episode 11 "Driver's Eddie 2: Orlando Drift" |
Episode 12 "Legends of the Fortieth" |
| Episode 13 "Grand-Mahjong" |
Episode 14 "Cupid's Crossbow" |
Episode 15 "Be a Man" |
Episode 16 "Trentina" |
| Episode 17 "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" |
Episode 18 "Rancho Contento" |
Episode 19 "Vice Mommy" |
Episode 20 "Nerd Watching" |
| Episode 21 "Under the Taipei Sun" |
Episode 22 "No Apology Necessary" | ||
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Six | |||
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| Episode 1 "Help Unwanted?" |
Episode 2 "College" |
Episode 3 "Grandma's Boys" |
Episode 4 "S'Mothered" |
| Episode 5 "Hal-Lou-Ween" |
Episode 6 "Chestnut Gardens" |
Episode 7 "Practicum?!" |
Episode 8 "TMI: Too Much Integrity" |
| Episode 9 "Lou Wants to Be a Millionaire" |
Episode 10 "Jessica Town" |
Episode 11 "A Seat at the Table" |
Episode 12 "The Magic Motor Inn" |
| Episode 13 "Mommy and Me" |
Episode 14 "Family Van" |
Episode 15 "Commencement" | |