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"Kids" is the third episode of the fourth season of Fresh Off the Boat. It first aired on October 17, 2017.
Synopsis[]
With the realization that Eddie is finally mature enough to be left on his own, Louis and Jessica see the light at the end of their parenting tunnel and make plans to spend more time with friends Honey and Marvin. Until their neighbors announce a plan of their own: Marvin is getting his vasectomy reversed so the couple can conceive a baby. The Huangs do their best to dissuade them.
Plot[]
To be added
Cast[]
Main Cast[]
- Randall Park as Louis Huang
- Constance Wu as Jessica Huang
- Hudson Yang as Eddie Huang
- Forrest Wheeler as Emery Huang
- Ian Chen as Evan Huang
- Lucille Soong as Jenny Huang (credited as Grandma Huang)
- Chelsey Crisp as Honey
- Ray Wise as Marvin Ellis
Recurring Cast[]
- Lune Blaise as Nicole Ellis
- Isabella Alexander as Alison Olsen
Guest Cast[]
- Lauren Cook as Woman
- Lidia Porto as Cheryl Rosenstein-Hernandez
- Jessica Blair Herman as Server
Trivia[]
- Jessica mentions Paula Abdul and sings one of her songs during karaoke. Paula Abdul herself appeared on the show just six episodes later, albeit not as herself but as Deidre's college roommate Holly.
Quotes[]
Louis: Do you see what's happening here? The last of our three children has grown up. Jessica: We're finally out of "kid jail." |
Alison: I don't want to make things harder between us than they already are. Eddie: Then why are you? Alison: Because I can't just abandon my friendship with Evan. You and I splitting up... It's like he's a child of divorce. Eddie: What do you know about divorce? Alison: My parents are divorced. Eddie: They are? Alison: I talked to you about it all the time! |
Louis: Come on. I've already taken a dangerous amount of Pepcid AC to combat the Asian Flush. Let's go big tonight! Louis: Uh, actually, I can't drink because... well... I'm having some surgery tomorrow. Jessica: Oh, my God. What for? Marvin: I'm having my vasectomy reversed! Honey: We want to have kids! |
Louis: You nervous about the surgery? A reverse vasectomy sounds intense. Marvin: No, no, no. Uh, it's a simple outpatient procedure. They... They just go down south, do a little snip-snip, loosen up my tubes, and then they take a capillary out of my neck, they take that capillary, fuse it to my tubes, probably with some kind of a heat gun, throw some stitches on it, and boom, Marvin's shooting bullets. |
Marvin: I think it's time for us to hit the ol' road. Jessica: Already? But we were gonna do dinner and karaoke. Honey: I know, but Marvin needs to rest up for his procedure, and I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, just to make sure things are good on my end. I mean, they are, for sure. I don't want to get into details, but just know that I've never had a problem getting pregnant. |
Alison: Can you tell him we can't be friends? Eddie: No way, ex-boo. You're the one who broke up with me. This was your choice. You've got to be the bad guy. |
Eddie: By the way, how'd you find this place? Alison: Um, I know about it because we came here on our second date. Eddie: Whaaat? Wait. You keep a picture of us in your purse? I thought you stopped liking me. Alison: We're broken up, but I'm not trying to forget you. It's not like our time together meant nothing to me. |
Louis: Well, they're exhausted from taking care of kids. Feeding them, changing their diapers. You remember what that's like, right? Marvin: Right. Right. Louis: You don't know what I'm talking about, do you? Marvin: I don't! No, I never experienced any of this with Nicole. Her mother did all the heavy lifting. I just went to work, I came home, watched Carson's monologue, then went to sleep. Louis: Well, that's not gonna fly with Honey. Marvin: Oh, that's true. Yeah. Honey's part of that new, uh, Generation X I read about in Newsweek. They're progressive. |
Eddie: Alison and I aren't back together, Evan. We're still broken up. I know she lied and said we're back together, but it's not her fault. It's mine. This all happened because I didn't want you two to be friends. I was trying to forget about her after our breakup and when I saw her in the house, I freaked. But I realized that I don't want to forget about her. We had some great times. So, I want you and her to be friends. And hopefully, she and I can be friends, too. |
Honey: [singing "All That She Wants"] All that she wants is one baby, She's gone tomorrow, boy, All that she wants is one baby, a-yay-yay. Marvin: My body, my choice! |
Honey: You don't get respect by changing your mind last minute about having a baby! Marvin: It's 1997. You can't tell a man what to do with his body! |
Honey: I never thought I wanted kids, like, ever. But then I met you, and that changed. Look, you may not be sure you're ready, but together, we're ready. Marvin: I think we are, too. So, let's untie these tubes and make a baby! Honey: Ahh! [to Louis and Jessica] I say this with love, but please, never interfere in our lives again. Jessica: I say this with love... No promises. |
Gallery[]
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Episodes
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| Fresh Off the Boat – Season One | |||
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| Episode 1 "Pilot" |
Episode 2 "Home Sweet Home-School" |
Episode 3 "The Shunning" |
Episode 4 "Success Perm" |
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| Episode 5 "Persistent Romeo" |
Episode 6 "Fajita Man" |
Episode 7 "Showdown at the Golden Saddle" |
Episode 8 "Phillip Goldstein" |
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| Episode 9 "License to Sell" |
Episode 10 "Blind Spot" |
Episode 11 "Very Superstitious" |
Episode 12 "Dribbling Tiger, Bounce Pass Dragon" |
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| Episode 13 So Chineez | |||
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Two | |||
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| Episode 1 "Family Business Trip" |
Episode 2 "Boy II Man" |
Episode 3 "Shaquille O'Neal Motors" |
Episode 4 "The Fall Ball" |
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| Episode 5 "Miracle on Dead Street" |
Episode 6 "Good Morning Orlando" |
Episode 7 "The Big 1-2" |
Episode 8 "Huangsgiving" |
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| Episode 9 "We Done Son" |
Episode 10 "The Real Santa" |
Episode 11 "Year of the Rat" |
Episode 12 "Love and Loopholes" |
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| Episode 13 "Phil's Phaves" |
Episode 14 "Michael Chang Fever" |
Episode 15 "Keep 'Em Separated" |
Epsiode 16 "Tight Two" |
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| Episode 17 "Doing It Right" |
Episode 18 "Week in Review" |
Episode 19 "Jessica Place" |
Episode 20 "Hi, My Name Is..." |
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| Episode 21 "Rent Day" |
Episode 22 "Gotta Be Me" |
Episode 23 "The Manchurian Dinner Date" |
Episode 24 "Bring the Pain" |
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Three | |||
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| Episode 1 "Coming from America" |
Episode 2 "Breaking Chains" |
Episode 3 "Louisween" |
Episode 4 "Citizen Jessica" |
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| Episode 5 "No Thanks-giving" |
Episode 6 "WWJD: What Would Jessica Do?" |
Episode 7 "The Taming of the Dads" |
Episode 8 "Where are the Giggles?" |
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| Episode 9 "How to Be an American" |
Episode 10 "The Best of Orlando" |
Episode 11 "Clean Slate" |
Episode 12 "Sisters Without Subtext" |
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| Episode 13 "Neighbors with Attitude" |
Episode 14 "The Gloves Are Off" |
Episode 15 "Living While Eddie" |
Episode 16 "Gabby Goose" |
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| Episode 17 "The Flush" |
Episode 18 "Time to Get Ill" |
Episode 19 "Driving Miss Jenny" |
Episode 20 "The Masters" |
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| Episode 21 "Pie vs. Cake" |
Episode 22 "This Is Us" |
Episode 23 "This Isn't Us" | |
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Four | |||
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| Episode 1 "B as in Best Friends" |
Episode 2 "First Day" |
Episode 3 "Kids" |
Episode 4 "It's a Plastic Pumpkin, Louis Huang" |
| Episode 5 "Four Funerals and a Wedding" |
Episode 6 "A League of Her Own" |
Episode 7 "The Day After Thanksgiving" |
Episode 8 "The Vouch" |
| Episode 9 "Slide Effect" |
Episode 10 "Do You Hear What I Hear?" |
Episode 11 "Big Baby" |
Episode 12 "Liar Liar" |
| Episode 13 "The Car Wash" |
Episode 14 "A Man to Share the Night With" |
Episode 15 "We Need to Talk About Evan" |
Episode 16 "Ride the Tiger" |
| Episode 17 "Let Me Go, Bro" |
Episode 18 "Measure Twice, Cut Once" |
Episode 19 "King in the North" | |
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Five | |||
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| Episode 1 "Fresh Off the RV" |
Episode 2 "The Hand That Sits the Cradle" |
Episode 3 "Working the 'Ween" |
Episode 4 "Driver's Eddie" |
| Episode 5 "Mo' Chinese Mo' Problems" |
Episode 6 "Sub Standard" |
Episode 7 "Where Have All the Cattlemen Gone?" |
Episode 8 "Cousin Eddie" |
| Episode 9 "Just the Two of Us" |
Episode 10 "You've Got a Girlfriend" |
Episode 11 "Driver's Eddie 2: Orlando Drift" |
Episode 12 "Legends of the Fortieth" |
| Episode 13 "Grand-Mahjong" |
Episode 14 "Cupid's Crossbow" |
Episode 15 "Be a Man" |
Episode 16 "Trentina" |
| Episode 17 "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" |
Episode 18 "Rancho Contento" |
Episode 19 "Vice Mommy" |
Episode 20 "Nerd Watching" |
| Episode 21 "Under the Taipei Sun" |
Episode 22 "No Apology Necessary" | ||
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Six | |||
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| Episode 1 "Help Unwanted?" |
Episode 2 "College" |
Episode 3 "Grandma's Boys" |
Episode 4 "S'Mothered" |
| Episode 5 "Hal-Lou-Ween" |
Episode 6 "Chestnut Gardens" |
Episode 7 "Practicum?!" |
Episode 8 "TMI: Too Much Integrity" |
| Episode 9 "Lou Wants to Be a Millionaire" |
Episode 10 "Jessica Town" |
Episode 11 "A Seat at the Table" |
Episode 12 "The Magic Motor Inn" |
| Episode 13 "Mommy and Me" |
Episode 14 "Family Van" |
Episode 15 "Commencement" | |