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"Living While Eddie" is the fifteenth episode of the third season of Fresh Off the Boat. It first aired on February 28, 2017.
Synopsis[]
After her precious morning papaya goes missing and the dishwasher was used for its actual purpose rather than just a drying rack, Jessica automatically accuses Eddie as the culprit. Yet when a record store manager accuses him of stealing a CD, she realizes he has other motives for his actions. Meanwhile, Louis and Emery are bursting with excitement when a TV crew comes to shoot an infomercial at Cattleman's Ranch.
Plot[]
To be added
Cast[]
Main Cast[]
- Randall Park as Louis Huang
- Constance Wu as Jessica Huang
- Hudson Yang as Eddie Huang
- Forrest Wheeler as Emery Huang
- Ian Chen as Evan Huang
- Lucille Soong as Jenny Huang (credited as Grandma Huang)
- Chelsey Crisp as Honey (absent; credit only)
- Ray Wise as Marvin Ellis (absent; credit only)
Recurring Cast[]
- Eric Edelstein as Jerry
Guest Starring[]
- Rhys Darby as Tony Wonder
- David Wain as Reggie
- Jason Antoon as Howie
- Christopher Corbin as Manager
- Traci Crouch as Mrs. Zablonski
- Jasmine Elist as Assistant Director
- Steve Trzaska as Chip
- Andrew Morgado as Voice Actor (voice only)
- Victor Paul as Mr. Zablonski (uncredited)
Trivia[]
- Eddie is referred to by his actual American name, Edwyn, for the first time.
- Starting with this episode, the show is no longer 4:3 format-comfortable, with text and other stuff being cut off from the 4:3 format and only being seen on the widescreen format.
Quotes[]
Eddie: I don't get it. Why would she put dirty plates in the drying rack? Evan: That's just it, Eddie. It's not a drying rack. It's a dishwasher. Eddie: You mean the thing we put our dishes in after we wash them in the sink? The drying rack. Evan: Darn it, Edwyn! That's what I'm telling you! It's a machine that washes the dishes for you. With jets of water that shoot on the plates. |
Eddie: We've had a dishwasher this whole time? Why haven't we been using it? Jessica: Because this family doesn't believe in dishwashers. It was there when we moved in. We'll never use it. Evan: Why not? Jessica: Because it's wasteful. It makes you soft, and it's hard on the dishware. Chinese people respect their nice plates. That's why they're called "China." |
Jessica: Eddie, I specifically told you not to use the dishwasher. Eddie: I didn't! Jessica: Then why are the plates warm? Eddie: It's Florida. Everything's warm. |
Reggie: Okay, Louis, are you ready to eat some salad? Louis: Call me the Titanic, 'cause I'm about to tear into some iceberg. |
Louis: Oh, I see what's going on here. Making me nervous about being on TV, wishing me luck. You were sabotaging me from the start. Emery: I don't feel bad. When I found out what the lights were, I knew I wanted to be in front of them. Sorry, Dad. It's "infomercial," not "friend-mercial." |
Jessica: I knew it. I knew you were lying all along, about the dishwasher, eating my papaya. Eddie: Oh, I didn't eat your papaya. Papayas are gross. Those slimy black seeds? Ugh! Hard pass. Jessica: Well, if you didn't eat my papaya, who did? Eddie: I don't want to say. Jessica: Eddie, tell me! Eddie: I can't. I live by a code. Jessica: Howie, put him in jail! Eddie: Fine. It was Evan. Jessica: Evan? Really? Eddie: It wasn't his fault. He didn't mean to eat your breakfast. He just has a weakness for tropical fruit. He also has a clean record, so I took the fall for him. I mean, what's another papaya on my rap sheet? Jessica: You mean you sat and watched me eat your Irish elf cereal just so your little brother wouldn't get into trouble? Eddie: Yeah. Of course. Uh, Mom, are you okay? Jessica: I'm proud of you, Eddie. Eddie: Really? So you're not mad that I lied? Jessica: No, I'm not mad. Eddie: So, you're saying sometimes it's good to lie? Jessica: No. Don't make me mad again. Eddie: You lied about us having a dishwasher. Isn't that hypocritical? Jessica: Eddie, there is something called a "white lie." And that is a lie that protects you from all the things that make white people soft. |
Emery: I guess I'm more nervous than I thought I'd be. Louis: It's okay. You can do this. Yes, I was a little upset when I heard about the recast, but if it can't be me, I'm happy it's you. Salad Eater is the second role you were born to play. Emery: What was the first? Louis: Fantastic son. Emery: Thanks, Dad. I understand now. You're trying to throw me off my game, make me think my mediocre performance is fine so I don't strive to be the best. Well, it's not going to work. Louis: What? No... Emery: Get out of my eyeline. |
Eddie: If the CD skips, you must acquit. Howie: I guess it is yours. My mistake. Jessica: "My mistake"? That's it? You falsely accused my son of being a thief! You need to make this right. Howie: How would I do that? Jessica: You're gonna buy back his music disc at full price. Or else I will tell everyone that your store profiles Asians. Institutional bias. Howie: But it's a Street Fighter soundtrack from two years ago, a-and it skips. No one's gonna buy it. Jessica: Eddie, what's that sound like to you? Eddie: Not our problem. |
Gallery[]
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References[]
Episodes
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| Fresh Off the Boat – Season One | |||
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| Episode 1 "Pilot" |
Episode 2 "Home Sweet Home-School" |
Episode 3 "The Shunning" |
Episode 4 "Success Perm" |
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| Episode 5 "Persistent Romeo" |
Episode 6 "Fajita Man" |
Episode 7 "Showdown at the Golden Saddle" |
Episode 8 "Phillip Goldstein" |
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| Episode 9 "License to Sell" |
Episode 10 "Blind Spot" |
Episode 11 "Very Superstitious" |
Episode 12 "Dribbling Tiger, Bounce Pass Dragon" |
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| Episode 13 So Chineez | |||
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Two | |||
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| Episode 1 "Family Business Trip" |
Episode 2 "Boy II Man" |
Episode 3 "Shaquille O'Neal Motors" |
Episode 4 "The Fall Ball" |
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| Episode 5 "Miracle on Dead Street" |
Episode 6 "Good Morning Orlando" |
Episode 7 "The Big 1-2" |
Episode 8 "Huangsgiving" |
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| Episode 9 "We Done Son" |
Episode 10 "The Real Santa" |
Episode 11 "Year of the Rat" |
Episode 12 "Love and Loopholes" |
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| Episode 13 "Phil's Phaves" |
Episode 14 "Michael Chang Fever" |
Episode 15 "Keep 'Em Separated" |
Epsiode 16 "Tight Two" |
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| Episode 17 "Doing It Right" |
Episode 18 "Week in Review" |
Episode 19 "Jessica Place" |
Episode 20 "Hi, My Name Is..." |
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| Episode 21 "Rent Day" |
Episode 22 "Gotta Be Me" |
Episode 23 "The Manchurian Dinner Date" |
Episode 24 "Bring the Pain" |
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Three | |||
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| Episode 1 "Coming from America" |
Episode 2 "Breaking Chains" |
Episode 3 "Louisween" |
Episode 4 "Citizen Jessica" |
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| Episode 5 "No Thanks-giving" |
Episode 6 "WWJD: What Would Jessica Do?" |
Episode 7 "The Taming of the Dads" |
Episode 8 "Where are the Giggles?" |
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| Episode 9 "How to Be an American" |
Episode 10 "The Best of Orlando" |
Episode 11 "Clean Slate" |
Episode 12 "Sisters Without Subtext" |
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| Episode 13 "Neighbors with Attitude" |
Episode 14 "The Gloves Are Off" |
Episode 15 "Living While Eddie" |
Episode 16 "Gabby Goose" |
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| Episode 17 "The Flush" |
Episode 18 "Time to Get Ill" |
Episode 19 "Driving Miss Jenny" |
Episode 20 "The Masters" |
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| Episode 21 "Pie vs. Cake" |
Episode 22 "This Is Us" |
Episode 23 "This Isn't Us" | |
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Four | |||
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| Episode 1 "B as in Best Friends" |
Episode 2 "First Day" |
Episode 3 "Kids" |
Episode 4 "It's a Plastic Pumpkin, Louis Huang" |
| Episode 5 "Four Funerals and a Wedding" |
Episode 6 "A League of Her Own" |
Episode 7 "The Day After Thanksgiving" |
Episode 8 "The Vouch" |
| Episode 9 "Slide Effect" |
Episode 10 "Do You Hear What I Hear?" |
Episode 11 "Big Baby" |
Episode 12 "Liar Liar" |
| Episode 13 "The Car Wash" |
Episode 14 "A Man to Share the Night With" |
Episode 15 "We Need to Talk About Evan" |
Episode 16 "Ride the Tiger" |
| Episode 17 "Let Me Go, Bro" |
Episode 18 "Measure Twice, Cut Once" |
Episode 19 "King in the North" | |
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Five | |||
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| Episode 1 "Fresh Off the RV" |
Episode 2 "The Hand That Sits the Cradle" |
Episode 3 "Working the 'Ween" |
Episode 4 "Driver's Eddie" |
| Episode 5 "Mo' Chinese Mo' Problems" |
Episode 6 "Sub Standard" |
Episode 7 "Where Have All the Cattlemen Gone?" |
Episode 8 "Cousin Eddie" |
| Episode 9 "Just the Two of Us" |
Episode 10 "You've Got a Girlfriend" |
Episode 11 "Driver's Eddie 2: Orlando Drift" |
Episode 12 "Legends of the Fortieth" |
| Episode 13 "Grand-Mahjong" |
Episode 14 "Cupid's Crossbow" |
Episode 15 "Be a Man" |
Episode 16 "Trentina" |
| Episode 17 "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" |
Episode 18 "Rancho Contento" |
Episode 19 "Vice Mommy" |
Episode 20 "Nerd Watching" |
| Episode 21 "Under the Taipei Sun" |
Episode 22 "No Apology Necessary" | ||
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Six | |||
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| Episode 1 "Help Unwanted?" |
Episode 2 "College" |
Episode 3 "Grandma's Boys" |
Episode 4 "S'Mothered" |
| Episode 5 "Hal-Lou-Ween" |
Episode 6 "Chestnut Gardens" |
Episode 7 "Practicum?!" |
Episode 8 "TMI: Too Much Integrity" |
| Episode 9 "Lou Wants to Be a Millionaire" |
Episode 10 "Jessica Town" |
Episode 11 "A Seat at the Table" |
Episode 12 "The Magic Motor Inn" |
| Episode 13 "Mommy and Me" |
Episode 14 "Family Van" |
Episode 15 "Commencement" | |