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"I want to be out trick-or-treating before my curls lose their bounce. Speaking of which, there is an extra seat in the candy van again. I could really use a co-pilot to help me work the maps and criticize lazy costumes."
Louis Huang to Jessica Huang

"Louisween" is the third episode of the third season of Fresh Off the Boat. It first aired on October 25, 2016.

Synopsis[]

Jessica refuses to participate in Halloween, even knowing that it is Louis' favorite holiday. Evan is tired of being Emery's costume sidekick every Halloween. Emery lets his younger brother pick the costumes this year, but is not pleased with the results. Eddie and his pals get invited to a Halloween party that Nicole is throwing while her parents are out. The older high school kids and Eddie's pals think it's lame and leave, but Eddie stays and finds a way to save Nicole's reputation.

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Main Cast[]

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Louis: Ah, don't tell me. Uh, square-dancer with a light sensitivity.
Emery: I'm Dr. Alan Grant... Paleontologist/unlikely father figure from Jurassic Park.
Emery: Who are you supposed to be?
Evan: I'm Indiana Jones... Professor of archeology, expert on the occult, and obtainer of rare antiquities.
Emery: We can't both be Indiana Jones. You're supposed to be Short Round.
Evan: I'm tired of always being the sidekick. Last year, you pushed me around on a dolly all night. I just want one Halloween where I can feel the earth beneath my feet.
Emery: I didn't know you felt that way. Tell you want, kid. You pick our costumes.
Evan: I won't let us down.
Eddie: I bet this party is gonna be just like the "Gin and Juice" video. But, you know, not as diverse.
Shelley: What are you doing here? Aren't you tampons still in 8th grade?
Brian: Maybe. That turn you on?
Louis: Jessica, you won't believe this.
Jessica: I need the name for a sexually promiscuous fingerprint analyst.
Louis: Amber. So, I was reading the article, and it says that a girl slaughtered her family with a shovel exactly 100 years ago tonight... in this very house.
Jessica: House was built in '74.
Louis: Right, on the very property where the shovel massacre happened.
Jessica: They filled in a swamp to build this development.
Jessica: Why is Reba standing in our hallway?
Louis: I brought her over after school.
Reba: I am not Reba. I am Anastasia Zinx from Poland!
Jessica: Did you get her parents' permission? If not, that's a felony. Child abduction.
Louis: Okay, Reba, let's go.
Reba: Who is this Reba everyone keeps–
Louis: Let's go!
Evan: I'm Los Angeles County Superior Court Justice Lance Ito.
Emery: Who am I gonna be?
Evan: Here, put these on. Famous house guest Kato Kaelin.
Emery: Nobody knows who Kato Kaelin is.
Evan: Exactly. That's what drives him. Use that.
Emery: I knew I shouldn't have let you pick. It's late. Let's just do Jurassic Park.
Evan: Overruled! I'm going as Judge Lance Ito.
Emery: Fine! I'm going as Indiana Jones.
Louis: I hit someone with my car! I think it might have been a kid. I don't know. They weren't wearing reflective clothing. I-I-I panicked, and I drove right back home.
Jessica: Are there any pieces stuck in the grill?
Louis: What?
Jessica: Hair, clothes, skin? Shoes stuck in the wheel well. We got to make sure the car is clean. Strip down, I will burn your clothes in the car port while you shower. Impact blood travels, so you got to scrub your bellybutton, armpits, legpits, inside your eyelids... Everywhere.
Louis: Okay, I get it...
Jessica: Keys! I need your keys. I'll run the car into a tree to cover up any dents this kid may have caused. Better, I'll slam the brakes and let the car behind bump me into it so we don't have a knock on our insurance. Next hurricane, I'll chop down the tree in case any flesh transferred to the bark. We never speak of this again. I love you.
Jessica: You didn't check to make sure the party was supervised. He could have come home addicted to drugs or pregnant.
Louis: I just wanted him to have some fun on the best night of the year.
Jessica: This wouldn't have happened if you weren't so busy trying to scare me.
Louis: You know how you love Christmas?
Jessica: Yes, it is a superior holiday.
Louis: Well, remember that one Christmas when I was working, and I told you to go get the tree without me, then I came home, and there was no tree.
Jessica: I didn't want to put it on top of the car myself.
Louis: You also wanted me there.
Jessica: I don't want to pay the guy $5 to tie it down with twine.
Louis: Another reason you wanted me there.
Jessica: I didn't want to carry it in myself and get needles all over the floor.
Louis: All reasons you wanted me there.
Jessica: Okay, fine! I wanted you there, but Christmas is different.
Louis: Why?
Jessica: Christmas is something you share with your family.
Louis: Well, that's how I feel about Halloween.
Jessica: Get dressed, we're going trick-or-treating.
Evan: But it's November 1st.
Eddie: I call Evan's candy!
Evan: I'm on board! I'm on board!
Louis: What's this all about?
Jessica: I will never like Halloween. But I understand wanting everyone in the family to join in.
Honey: Sorry, but Halloween was last month.
Jessica: What is this game you all play? You leave up your Christmas lights till forever, but we come one measly day after Halloween, and it's like the whole thing never happened.

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Episodes
Fresh Off the Boat – Season One
Pilot Home Sweet Home-School The Shunning Success Perm
Episode 1
"Pilot"
Episode 2
"Home Sweet Home-School"
Episode 3
"The Shunning"
Episode 4
"Success Perm"
Persistent Romeo Fajita Man Showdown at the Golden Corrall Phillip Goldstein
Episode 5
"Persistent Romeo"
Episode 6
"Fajita Man"
Episode 7
"Showdown at the Golden Saddle"
Episode 8
"Phillip Goldstein"
License to Sell Blind Spot Very Superstitious DTBPD1
Episode 9
"License to Sell"
Episode 10
"Blind Spot"
Episode 11
"Very Superstitious"
Episode 12
"Dribbling Tiger, Bounce Pass Dragon"
So Chineez
Episode 13
So Chineez
Fresh Off the Boat – Season Two
Family Business Trip Boy 2 Man Shaquille O Neal Motors The Fall ball Dance
Episode 1
"Family Business Trip"
Episode 2
"Boy II Man"
Episode 3
"Shaquille O'Neal Motors"
Episode 4
"The Fall Ball"
Miracle on dead stret Fresh-off-the-boat The Big 1-2 Huangsgiving
Episode 5
"Miracle on Dead Street"
Episode 6
"Good Morning Orlando"
Episode 7
"The Big 1-2"
Episode 8
"Huangsgiving"
We Done Son The Real Samta YOTR Image
Episode 9
"We Done Son"
Episode 10
"The Real Santa"
Episode 11
"Year of the Rat"
Episode 12
"Love and Loopholes"
Phil's Phaves MCF Keep 'Em Separated Tight Two
Episode 13
"Phil's Phaves"
Episode 14
"Michael Chang Fever"
Episode 15
"Keep 'Em Separated"
Epsiode 16
"Tight Two"
Doing it Right Week in Review Jessica Place My Name is
Episode 17
"Doing It Right"
Episode 18
"Week in Review"
Episode 19
"Jessica Place"
Episode 20
"Hi, My Name Is..."
Rent Day Gotta Be Me The Manchurian Dinner Date Bring the Pain
Episode 21
"Rent Day"
Episode 22
"Gotta Be Me"
Episode 23
"The Manchurian Dinner Date"
Episode 24
"Bring the Pain"
Fresh Off the Boat – Season Three
FOTB GOes to Taiwan Breaking Chains Lance Ito, Indiana Jones & Pete Vampras Precinct 42
Episode 1
"Coming from America"
Episode 2
"Breaking Chains"
Episode 3
"Louisween"
Episode 4
"Citizen Jessica"
Turkey slaughter Praying Evan Smaller Taming of the Dads Evan (Kevin McCallister)
Episode 5
"No Thanks-giving"
Episode 6
"WWJD: What Would Jessica Do?"
Episode 7
"The Taming of the Dads"
Episode 8
"Where are the Giggles?"
How to Be an American Louis on TV Chinese Lunar New Year Dinner (Clean Slate) Connie & Jessica (3x12)
Episode 9
"How to Be an American"
Episode 10
"The Best of Orlando"
Episode 11
"Clean Slate"
Episode 12
"Sisters Without Subtext"
Alison & Eddie (3x13) Evan & Honey Eddie & Evan (3x15) Marvin & Honey (3x16)
Episode 13
"Neighbors with Attitude"
Episode 14
"The Gloves Are Off"
Episode 15
"Living While Eddie"
Episode 16
"Gabby Goose"
The Flush Jessica & Honey (3x18)] Jenny (3x19) Evan sucks at golfing
Episode 17
"The Flush"
Episode 18
"Time to Get Ill"
Episode 19
"Driving Miss Jenny"
Episode 20
"The Masters"
Brother, Brother Michael Bolton & Louis Huang New House (3x23)
Episode 21
"Pie vs. Cake"
Episode 22
"This Is Us"
Episode 23
"This Isn't Us"
Fresh Off the Boat – Season Four
Episode 1
"B as in Best Friends"
Episode 2
"First Day"
Episode 3
"Kids"
Episode 4
"It's a Plastic Pumpkin, Louis Huang"
Episode 5
"Four Funerals and a Wedding"
Episode 6
"A League of Her Own"
Episode 7
"The Day After Thanksgiving"
Episode 8
"The Vouch"
Episode 9
"Slide Effect"
Episode 10
"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Episode 11
"Big Baby"
Episode 12
"Liar Liar"
Episode 13
"The Car Wash"
Episode 14
"A Man to Share the Night With"
Episode 15
"We Need to Talk About Evan"
Episode 16
"Ride the Tiger"
Episode 17
"Let Me Go, Bro"
Episode 18
"Measure Twice, Cut Once"
Episode 19
"King in the North"
Fresh Off the Boat – Season Five
Episode 1
"Fresh Off the RV"
Episode 2
"The Hand That Sits the Cradle"
Episode 3
"Working the 'Ween"
Episode 4
"Driver's Eddie"
Episode 5
"Mo' Chinese Mo' Problems"
Episode 6
"Sub Standard"
Episode 7
"Where Have All the Cattlemen Gone?"
Episode 8
"Cousin Eddie"
Episode 9
"Just the Two of Us"
Episode 10
"You've Got a Girlfriend"
Episode 11
"Driver's Eddie 2: Orlando Drift"
Episode 12
"Legends of the Fortieth"
Episode 13
"Grand-Mahjong"
Episode 14
"Cupid's Crossbow"
Episode 15
"Be a Man"
Episode 16
"Trentina"
Episode 17
"These Boots Are Made for Walkin'"
Episode 18
"Rancho Contento"
Episode 19
"Vice Mommy"
Episode 20
"Nerd Watching"
Episode 21
"Under the Taipei Sun"
Episode 22
"No Apology Necessary"
Fresh Off the Boat – Season Six
Episode 1
"Help Unwanted?"
Episode 2
"College"
Episode 3
"Grandma's Boys"
Episode 4
"S'Mothered"
Episode 5
"Hal-Lou-Ween"
Episode 6
"Chestnut Gardens"
Episode 7
"Practicum?!"
Episode 8
"TMI: Too Much Integrity"
Episode 9
"Lou Wants to Be a Millionaire"
Episode 10
"Jessica Town"
Episode 11
"A Seat at the Table"
Episode 12
"The Magic Motor Inn"
Episode 13
"Mommy and Me"
Episode 14
"Family Van"
Episode 15
"Commencement"
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