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"I even came up with a very clever name for it... 'Neighborhood Watch Association'... N.W.A."
Jessica Huang

"Neighbors with Attitude" is the thirteenth episode of the third season of Fresh Off the Boat. It first aired on February 14, 2017.

Synopsis[]

Jessica is disappointed to learn she is excluded from the Neighborhood Watch. But when Ann's son goes missing, Jessica proves that her independent security measures work. Meanwhile, Eddie sets the stage for the perfect first kiss with Alison.

Plot[]

To be added

Cast[]

Main Cast[]

Recurring Cast[]

Guest Cast[]

  • Courtney Thorne-Smith as Ann
  • Corwin Allard as Peter
  • Bria Singleton as Robin Scout #1
  • Brooke Fontana as Robin Scout #2
  • Brianna Bazler as Student (uncredited)
  • Isabella Bazler as Student (uncredited)
  • Haile Brown as Tall Robin Scout (uncredited)
  • Monique Marissa Lukens as HOA Member (uncredited)
  • Nicole Leanne Nelson as Waitress (uncredited)
  • Claire Liz Phillips as Waitress (uncredited)
  • Bruce M. Stockert as Man at Mall (uncredited)

Trivia[]

  • Officer Bryson has been promoted to Corporal Bryson as of this episode.

Cultural References[]

  • The title is a pun on the hip hop group, "N*ggaz Wit Attitudes".

Quotes[]

Brian: The only light is a disco ball and one floor lamp. There are dark, unsupervised slut pockets all over that Jewish Community Center.
Evan: "Mommy brain"? I guess having a kid gives you permission to disrespect people.
Louis: Evan, when you–
Evan: Lend someone money, you have to be okay with never getting it back. I know, I know.
Emery: Oh, Grandma. Dear, sweet Grandma. You have no idea what hell you hath unlocked.
Jessica: "Neighborhood Watch Association"... N.W.A.
Eddie: How's that, now? Y'all talking Dre?
Louis: Neighborhood Watch.
Eddie: Oh. I'd pick a new name, Mom. N.W.A. is already a thing.
Jessica: What's it stand for?
Eddie: ...I can't say.
Trent: Eddie. It's not a good time.
Eddie: Your mom's not a good time. Let me in.
Eddie: Well, the truth is, I've had this perfect image in my head about my first kiss ever since I saw Poetic Justice starring Tupac as Lucky and–
Trent: Janet Jackson as Justice. Yes, I know it well. Tupac and Janet share a tender kiss on the beach.
Eddie: Right? It was bomb. I know it's kind of dumb and it's not gonna be exactly like that, but I'm waiting for the right moment.
Trent: I love that.
Eddie: And the right moment is Valentine's Day. You heard the guys... This is my best shot to get my first kiss before 9th grade. I can't go into high school a kissing virgin!
Evan: I don't understand women with unpainted toenails.
Louis: Something horrible happened. Ann's son, Peter, is missing.
Jessica: What?! Why can't these white people keep track of their kids? Every time we look at a milk carton, we have to see their failures.
Louis: I stole the lawn frog.
Jessica: What?
Louis: I thought that if something went missing, the Neighborhood Watch would see their signs weren't enough and listen to your great ideas. But I didn't mean for the thing that went missing to be a child.
Jessica: You got a child kidnapped? That is the sweetest thing you've ever done for me.
Louis: You're not mad?
Jessica: No. You really want me to have the things I want in life. And you'll do whatever you have to to help me get them. I'm never gonna be mad at you for that. Now let's see what happened to that little snowball.

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"Michael Chang Fever"
Episode 15
"Keep 'Em Separated"
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Episode 2
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Episode 5
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Episode 6
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Episode 7
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"The Flush"
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"Time to Get Ill"
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"The Masters"
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"This Isn't Us"
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Episode 17
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Episode 18
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