Pat is a depressed store clerk who works at the Food4All!!!!. He appeared in the episode Fajita Man. He is a miserable and depressed middle aged man who hates his life and job. When he appeared, he got into an argument with Jessica because she was loitering and trying to bargain for some Popsicles and he also had to keep up with a dog that ran loose in the store. He also got more annoyed when Emery ran really fast in his store to catch the dog and he knocked over an entire shelf.