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"Shaquille O'Neal Motors" is the third episode of the second season of Fresh off the Boat. It first aired on October 6, 2015.
Synopsis[]
It's Louis and Jessica's wedding anniversary and Louis plans a romantic evening out - to the car dealership. Meanwhile, Evan and his "friends" help Eddie buy The Hot Dogger, a hot dog-shaped water slide.
Plot[]
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Louis and Jessica's anniversary is coming up. Jessica pleads there be no anniversary surprises or gifts this year, but Louis still insists on taking her out on car shopping to Shaquille O'Neal Motors. When getting there, they keep asking for the manager but are instead given lots of mediocre, nervous employees who are too young, unconfident and too inexperienced to be the manager. They finally make it to Shaquille O'Neal himself, who turns out to be the true manager in spite of his busy schedule playing basketball. O'Neal arranges for a rather generous price on a brand new car for the Huangs, and Jessica also has him autograph a shoe so that she can give it to Eddie as a present.
Meanwhile, the boys try to enjoy the whole house to themselves for the day while their parents are out. Evan invites Eddie and Emery to a tea party with his stuffed animal Beanie Babies. Eddie is not interested and wants to leave, but then Honey's friends come along and tell the boys that Evan's Beanie Babies are limited-edition valuables that are worth lots of money. Eddie uses Evan's stuffed animals to buy the Hot Dogger (a home inflatable waterslide designed to look like a hot dog) under the assumption that Evan gave Eddie his permission, but then it turns out Eddie only dreamed about it in his sleep and that he never asked Evan, who becomes devastated over the loss of his stuffed animals. Eddie then begrudgingly sells away the autographed shoe signed by Shaquille O'Neal to buy back Evan's Beanie Babies.
The ending credits scene has Shaquille O'Neal reporting to his employees that they have to take a loss for letting the car go to Louis and Jessica for a price so low they will see no profit from it, and orders his employees to be more tough and defiant towards the customers about the prices for their cars.
Cast[]
Main Cast[]
- Randall Park as Louis Huang
- Constance Wu as Jessica Huang
- Hudson Yang as Eddie Huang
- Forrest Wheeler as Emery Huang
- Ian Chen as Evan Huang
- Lucille Soong as Jenny Huang (credited as Grandma Huang)
- Chelsey Crisp as Honey (absent; credit only)
Recurring Cast[]
- Paul Scheer as Mitch
- Rachel Cannon as Deidre Sanderson
- Stacey Scowley as Carol-Joan
Guest Cast[]
- Johnny Pemberton as Clark
- Sonya Eddy as Deb
- Andrew Friedman as Freddie Difino
- Shaquille O'Neal as Himself
- Joseph Beck as Randy Deblos
- Susan Boyajian as Mrs. Robertson
- Todd Brotze as Hot Dog Vendor
- Michael Lanahan as Commercial Announcer
- Mandy Levin as Barbara
- Garrett McQuaid as Blonde Boy
- Nikhil Pai as William Lebo
- Coley Mustafa Speaks as Salesman
- Nick Steele as Astronaut
- Doby Daenger as Bar Patron (uncredited)
- Christina Veronica as Lesbian Bar Patron (uncredited)
Quotes[]
Deb: This set of testicles bothering you? Jessica: No, Deb. He's just my husband. |
Louis: Those containers are full of 1996 Honda Accords. Clark: We're at the docks in Tampa? That's an hour and a half away! Jessica: It is beautiful this time of year. The end of the model year, when you need to clear out the '95s to make room for the '96s. |
Gallery[]
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References[]
Episodes
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| Fresh Off the Boat – Season One | |||
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| Episode 1 "Pilot" |
Episode 2 "Home Sweet Home-School" |
Episode 3 "The Shunning" |
Episode 4 "Success Perm" |
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| Episode 5 "Persistent Romeo" |
Episode 6 "Fajita Man" |
Episode 7 "Showdown at the Golden Saddle" |
Episode 8 "Phillip Goldstein" |
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| Episode 9 "License to Sell" |
Episode 10 "Blind Spot" |
Episode 11 "Very Superstitious" |
Episode 12 "Dribbling Tiger, Bounce Pass Dragon" |
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| Episode 13 So Chineez | |||
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Two | |||
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| Episode 1 "Family Business Trip" |
Episode 2 "Boy II Man" |
Episode 3 "Shaquille O'Neal Motors" |
Episode 4 "The Fall Ball" |
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| Episode 5 "Miracle on Dead Street" |
Episode 6 "Good Morning Orlando" |
Episode 7 "The Big 1-2" |
Episode 8 "Huangsgiving" |
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| Episode 9 "We Done Son" |
Episode 10 "The Real Santa" |
Episode 11 "Year of the Rat" |
Episode 12 "Love and Loopholes" |
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| Episode 13 "Phil's Phaves" |
Episode 14 "Michael Chang Fever" |
Episode 15 "Keep 'Em Separated" |
Epsiode 16 "Tight Two" |
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| Episode 17 "Doing It Right" |
Episode 18 "Week in Review" |
Episode 19 "Jessica Place" |
Episode 20 "Hi, My Name Is..." |
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| Episode 21 "Rent Day" |
Episode 22 "Gotta Be Me" |
Episode 23 "The Manchurian Dinner Date" |
Episode 24 "Bring the Pain" |
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Three | |||
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| Episode 1 "Coming from America" |
Episode 2 "Breaking Chains" |
Episode 3 "Louisween" |
Episode 4 "Citizen Jessica" |
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| Episode 5 "No Thanks-giving" |
Episode 6 "WWJD: What Would Jessica Do?" |
Episode 7 "The Taming of the Dads" |
Episode 8 "Where are the Giggles?" |
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| Episode 9 "How to Be an American" |
Episode 10 "The Best of Orlando" |
Episode 11 "Clean Slate" |
Episode 12 "Sisters Without Subtext" |
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| Episode 13 "Neighbors with Attitude" |
Episode 14 "The Gloves Are Off" |
Episode 15 "Living While Eddie" |
Episode 16 "Gabby Goose" |
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| Episode 17 "The Flush" |
Episode 18 "Time to Get Ill" |
Episode 19 "Driving Miss Jenny" |
Episode 20 "The Masters" |
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| Episode 21 "Pie vs. Cake" |
Episode 22 "This Is Us" |
Episode 23 "This Isn't Us" | |
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Four | |||
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| Episode 1 "B as in Best Friends" |
Episode 2 "First Day" |
Episode 3 "Kids" |
Episode 4 "It's a Plastic Pumpkin, Louis Huang" |
| Episode 5 "Four Funerals and a Wedding" |
Episode 6 "A League of Her Own" |
Episode 7 "The Day After Thanksgiving" |
Episode 8 "The Vouch" |
| Episode 9 "Slide Effect" |
Episode 10 "Do You Hear What I Hear?" |
Episode 11 "Big Baby" |
Episode 12 "Liar Liar" |
| Episode 13 "The Car Wash" |
Episode 14 "A Man to Share the Night With" |
Episode 15 "We Need to Talk About Evan" |
Episode 16 "Ride the Tiger" |
| Episode 17 "Let Me Go, Bro" |
Episode 18 "Measure Twice, Cut Once" |
Episode 19 "King in the North" | |
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Five | |||
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| Episode 1 "Fresh Off the RV" |
Episode 2 "The Hand That Sits the Cradle" |
Episode 3 "Working the 'Ween" |
Episode 4 "Driver's Eddie" |
| Episode 5 "Mo' Chinese Mo' Problems" |
Episode 6 "Sub Standard" |
Episode 7 "Where Have All the Cattlemen Gone?" |
Episode 8 "Cousin Eddie" |
| Episode 9 "Just the Two of Us" |
Episode 10 "You've Got a Girlfriend" |
Episode 11 "Driver's Eddie 2: Orlando Drift" |
Episode 12 "Legends of the Fortieth" |
| Episode 13 "Grand-Mahjong" |
Episode 14 "Cupid's Crossbow" |
Episode 15 "Be a Man" |
Episode 16 "Trentina" |
| Episode 17 "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" |
Episode 18 "Rancho Contento" |
Episode 19 "Vice Mommy" |
Episode 20 "Nerd Watching" |
| Episode 21 "Under the Taipei Sun" |
Episode 22 "No Apology Necessary" | ||
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Six | |||
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| Episode 1 "Help Unwanted?" |
Episode 2 "College" |
Episode 3 "Grandma's Boys" |
Episode 4 "S'Mothered" |
| Episode 5 "Hal-Lou-Ween" |
Episode 6 "Chestnut Gardens" |
Episode 7 "Practicum?!" |
Episode 8 "TMI: Too Much Integrity" |
| Episode 9 "Lou Wants to Be a Millionaire" |
Episode 10 "Jessica Town" |
Episode 11 "A Seat at the Table" |
Episode 12 "The Magic Motor Inn" |
| Episode 13 "Mommy and Me" |
Episode 14 "Family Van" |
Episode 15 "Commencement" | |