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"The Car Wash" is the thirteenth episode of the fourth season of Fresh Off the Boat. It first aired on January 16, 2018.
Synopsis[]
With Jessica's career as an author taking off, Louis worries that she is losing interest in him and attempts to rekindle the flame under Marvin's guidance. Evan skips his way into Emery's seventh grade English class with a particularly hard-to-please teacher, Ms. Doris. When neither can win her over, they seek advice from an unusual source.
Plot[]
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Cast[]
Main Cast[]
- Randall Park as Louis Huang
- Constance Wu as Jessica Huang
- Hudson Yang as Eddie Huang
- Forrest Wheeler as Emery Huang
- Ian Chen as Evan Huang
- Lucille Soong as Jenny Huang (absent; credited only, as Grandma Huang)
- Chelsey Crisp as Honey
- Ray Wise as Marvin Ellis
Recurring Cast[]
- Alex Quijano as George Bryson (credited as Corporal Bryson)
- David Goldman as Principal Hunter
Guest Cast[]
- Alonzo Bodden as Mr. Carlson
- Tig Notaro as Ms. Doris
- Steven Hack as Terry
- West Mulholland as Jordan / Stripes
- Jackson Duryea Courter as Student (uncredited)
Quotes[]
Emery: Okay, Evan, you're new to the class, so let me explain something to you: I'm this close to being Ms. Doris' favorite. Evan: Really? It doesn't seem like she likes you. She told you to put your head down for the last ten minutes of class. Emery: She knows I get overexcited. I'll admit, she's been a tough nut to crack. But I've almost got that walnut shelled. Evan: Let me explain something to you. I've been the favorite of every teacher I've ever had. Much like Old Man Santiago, I refuse to be defeated. Emery: You're out of your league, little man! Evan: Turn around and get outta here! Eddie: Whoa, I hear conflict. Are you guys fighting over a girl? Emery: No, a woman. Eddie: Oh! Evan: It's our teacher. Eddie: Oh. I don't care enough about this to watch it conclude. I'm gonna go see Spice World again. Turns out it was really good. I'm gonna stay for the end credits and everything. Everybody who worked on that movie deserves my respect. |
Louis: Jessica normally loves practical gifts, but I think she was distracted by Terry. Marvin: Who's Terry? Louis: Her book editor. Marvin: Wait, is this a male Terry or a female Terry? Louis: Male Terry. Marvin: Those are the worst kind of Terrys. |
Emery: That's how you got her to like you? By playing trash basketball? You didn't make an extra-credit diorama or come to class early to make sure her chair was ergonomically set? Evan: When? When did you do that?! Eddie: Dude, stop trying to kiss up to Ms. Doris. That's not gonna work on her. If you had seen Spice World, you'd realize that life is about trying to find a way to make genuine connections with people. |
Jessica: You tried to kidnap me? Louis: I was going to take you on a romantic picnic. Until you shocked me with the stun gun I bought you. Jessica: That's how you wanted to take me on a picnic? By sneaking up behind me in a parking lot? You're lucky I didn't have my gun gun. Louis: You own a real gun? Jessica: Ah, quit trying to turn this on me. What is going on with you, Louis? Louis: I'm trying to get us through our 15-Year Itch! Jessica: "15-Year Itch?" What is this made-up thing? What white friend told you this? Louis: Marvin. |
Emery: This is going on our permanent record. Evan: Goodbye, Yale. Hello, Georgia Tech. Mr. Carlson: Hey! No talking in detention. Oh, thanks. I didn't wanna bend down. Emery: No problem. Do you need anything else? Mr. Carlson: Yeah. There's, uh... there's lots of penises drawn on the back board. You can try to erase those. Evan: Of course! If you've got any spray, I can also hit the faint outlines of the shadow ones. |
Jordan: Can I help empty the trash can? Mr. Carlson: Nice try, Stripes. Jordan: My name's Jordan. Mr. Carlson: Stop trying to humanize yourself, okay, Stripes? |
Emery: Mr. Carlson was so thrilled, he ripped up the detention slips and let us go. Evan: Yale is still in play. Eddie: Mr. Carlson from detention? He hated my guts. Evan: Well, he loved us. Gave us a couple Zippos from the lost and found. Mine has a shamrock on it. Emery: Anyway, we just wanted to say thank you. Eddie: For what? Emery: You told us to be regular. This is our regular. Evan: Ms. Doris may not like us, but as long as 99% of authority figures do, that's still an A-plus. Emery: Not everyone has to like everyone. Eddie: Word. Did you guys know Mom has a gun? |
Jessica: It's hard to believe the Michelin Man is made up of a bunch of these. Louis: Huh. I never really thought about that, but yeah. Why is he white, though? Shouldn't he be black? Jessica: Let's not get into that whole thing. We're having a nice time. |
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Episodes
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| Fresh Off the Boat – Season One | |||
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| Episode 1 "Pilot" |
Episode 2 "Home Sweet Home-School" |
Episode 3 "The Shunning" |
Episode 4 "Success Perm" |
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| Episode 5 "Persistent Romeo" |
Episode 6 "Fajita Man" |
Episode 7 "Showdown at the Golden Saddle" |
Episode 8 "Phillip Goldstein" |
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| Episode 9 "License to Sell" |
Episode 10 "Blind Spot" |
Episode 11 "Very Superstitious" |
Episode 12 "Dribbling Tiger, Bounce Pass Dragon" |
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| Episode 13 So Chineez | |||
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Two | |||
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| Episode 1 "Family Business Trip" |
Episode 2 "Boy II Man" |
Episode 3 "Shaquille O'Neal Motors" |
Episode 4 "The Fall Ball" |
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| Episode 5 "Miracle on Dead Street" |
Episode 6 "Good Morning Orlando" |
Episode 7 "The Big 1-2" |
Episode 8 "Huangsgiving" |
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| Episode 9 "We Done Son" |
Episode 10 "The Real Santa" |
Episode 11 "Year of the Rat" |
Episode 12 "Love and Loopholes" |
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| Episode 13 "Phil's Phaves" |
Episode 14 "Michael Chang Fever" |
Episode 15 "Keep 'Em Separated" |
Epsiode 16 "Tight Two" |
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| Episode 17 "Doing It Right" |
Episode 18 "Week in Review" |
Episode 19 "Jessica Place" |
Episode 20 "Hi, My Name Is..." |
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| Episode 21 "Rent Day" |
Episode 22 "Gotta Be Me" |
Episode 23 "The Manchurian Dinner Date" |
Episode 24 "Bring the Pain" |
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Three | |||
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| Episode 1 "Coming from America" |
Episode 2 "Breaking Chains" |
Episode 3 "Louisween" |
Episode 4 "Citizen Jessica" |
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| Episode 5 "No Thanks-giving" |
Episode 6 "WWJD: What Would Jessica Do?" |
Episode 7 "The Taming of the Dads" |
Episode 8 "Where are the Giggles?" |
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| Episode 9 "How to Be an American" |
Episode 10 "The Best of Orlando" |
Episode 11 "Clean Slate" |
Episode 12 "Sisters Without Subtext" |
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| Episode 13 "Neighbors with Attitude" |
Episode 14 "The Gloves Are Off" |
Episode 15 "Living While Eddie" |
Episode 16 "Gabby Goose" |
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| Episode 17 "The Flush" |
Episode 18 "Time to Get Ill" |
Episode 19 "Driving Miss Jenny" |
Episode 20 "The Masters" |
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| Episode 21 "Pie vs. Cake" |
Episode 22 "This Is Us" |
Episode 23 "This Isn't Us" | |
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Four | |||
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| Episode 1 "B as in Best Friends" |
Episode 2 "First Day" |
Episode 3 "Kids" |
Episode 4 "It's a Plastic Pumpkin, Louis Huang" |
| Episode 5 "Four Funerals and a Wedding" |
Episode 6 "A League of Her Own" |
Episode 7 "The Day After Thanksgiving" |
Episode 8 "The Vouch" |
| Episode 9 "Slide Effect" |
Episode 10 "Do You Hear What I Hear?" |
Episode 11 "Big Baby" |
Episode 12 "Liar Liar" |
| Episode 13 "The Car Wash" |
Episode 14 "A Man to Share the Night With" |
Episode 15 "We Need to Talk About Evan" |
Episode 16 "Ride the Tiger" |
| Episode 17 "Let Me Go, Bro" |
Episode 18 "Measure Twice, Cut Once" |
Episode 19 "King in the North" | |
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Five | |||
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| Episode 1 "Fresh Off the RV" |
Episode 2 "The Hand That Sits the Cradle" |
Episode 3 "Working the 'Ween" |
Episode 4 "Driver's Eddie" |
| Episode 5 "Mo' Chinese Mo' Problems" |
Episode 6 "Sub Standard" |
Episode 7 "Where Have All the Cattlemen Gone?" |
Episode 8 "Cousin Eddie" |
| Episode 9 "Just the Two of Us" |
Episode 10 "You've Got a Girlfriend" |
Episode 11 "Driver's Eddie 2: Orlando Drift" |
Episode 12 "Legends of the Fortieth" |
| Episode 13 "Grand-Mahjong" |
Episode 14 "Cupid's Crossbow" |
Episode 15 "Be a Man" |
Episode 16 "Trentina" |
| Episode 17 "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" |
Episode 18 "Rancho Contento" |
Episode 19 "Vice Mommy" |
Episode 20 "Nerd Watching" |
| Episode 21 "Under the Taipei Sun" |
Episode 22 "No Apology Necessary" | ||
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Six | |||
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| Episode 1 "Help Unwanted?" |
Episode 2 "College" |
Episode 3 "Grandma's Boys" |
Episode 4 "S'Mothered" |
| Episode 5 "Hal-Lou-Ween" |
Episode 6 "Chestnut Gardens" |
Episode 7 "Practicum?!" |
Episode 8 "TMI: Too Much Integrity" |
| Episode 9 "Lou Wants to Be a Millionaire" |
Episode 10 "Jessica Town" |
Episode 11 "A Seat at the Table" |
Episode 12 "The Magic Motor Inn" |
| Episode 13 "Mommy and Me" |
Episode 14 "Family Van" |
Episode 15 "Commencement" | |