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"Why is there a Chinese girl here saying she's you?"
"I freaked out. All that talk about your mom got in my head, so I sent my friend Audrey.
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Eddie Huang and Alison Olsen

"The Manchurian Dinner Date" is the twenty-third episode of the second season of Fresh off the Boat. It first aired on May 17, 2016.

Synopsis[]

With Emery graduating elementary school, Louis throws a graduation dinner at Cattleman's and tells each of his boys they can bring a friend. Eddie is excited and nervous to invite his girlfriend Alison and introduce her to his mother; he thinks Jessica will not approve of Alison because she is not Chinese. Alison then devises a plan to make a good impression with Jessica. Meanwhile, Louis tries to help Emery prepare his valedictorian speech, while Grandma attempts to make a new suit for Evan.

Plot[]

To be added

Cast[]

Main Cast[]

Recurring Cast[]

Guest Cast[]

  • Ashley Liao as Audrey
  • Marlowe Peyton as Reba
  • Alina Lopez as Chica Cohen
  • Brianna Bazler as Student (uncredited)
  • Isabella Bazler as Student (uncredited)
  • Arwen Boatman-Vazquez as Graduation Sibling (uncredited)
  • Samantha Gangal as Student (uncredited)
  • Roman Dean George as Billy Sanders (uncredited)
  • Wally Schrass as Dmitri (uncredited)
  • Grace Wethor as Student (uncredited)

Trivia[]

Errors/Inconsistencies[]

  • It is stated in this episode that Eddie is finishing the seventh grade. However, he finished the seventh grade at the end of the first season and started the eighth grade at the start of the second season.

Quotes[]

Louis: You are invited to the Cattleman's Ranch Rib-Eye on the Future Graduation Buffet Dinner, featuring all-you-can-eat chicken.
Emery: If it's Rib-Eye on the Future, why are we having chicken?
Louis: Because chicken is the steak of the future.
Eddie: My boo, Alison, is performing at Emery's graduation with the Orlando Youth Orchestra. We can give her a ride to dinner.
Louis: Great. So Eddie's bringing his girlfriend.
Jessica: Girlfriend?! What girlfriend?
Eddie: Um... Alison? I've mentioned her several times. I just said "my boo, Alison"?
Jessica: "Boo"? That's the word of a ghost. Eddie, I had no idea you had a girlfriend. In fact, I don't understand most of what you say.
Eddie: Sho' nuff.
Jessica: What? I...
Louis: Don't worry. I met Alison at the Fall Ball. She's a great girl.
Eddie: Yeah, Mom. You'll love her.
Jessica: Really? Think about how many people I love. Do the math. Have your brothers help you do the math.
Eddie: Hey, Alison. Hey, Nicole. What's up?
Nicole: Just hanging out. Talking about something other than a man.
Alison: It's called the Bechdel test. We learned about it when we were studying feminism.
Nicole: We'd tell you more, but we'd fail.
Emery: Hey, Eddie. Uh, "Alison" wanted to talk to you.
Eddie: That's not Alison.
Emery: Whew. I didn't want to say anything. I'm usually great with faces.
Audrey: Me, too. Do you use the Eyes-Mouth Method or the Most Prominent Feature?
Eddie: Both of you, shut your eyes-mouth. No one cares.
Alison: I just really wanted your mom to like me.
Eddie: I get it. But we have to come clean. Come over tonight. We'll tell my mom it was a joke. I'll introduce you, pop in a movie, and boom... Problem solved.
Alison: A movie? How is that gonna fix anything?
Eddie: My mom's a huge Denzel fan. I was saving Malcolm X for when I did something really bad, like turn our van into a low-rider. But these are desperate times.
Principal Thomas: And now I'd like to introduce our next valedictorian, Chica Cohen.
Louis: Next valedictorian?
Evan: At our school, everyone is valedictorian so they don't feel left out. They're pal-edictorians.
Jessica: I can't believe I've never seen Malcolm X.
Evan: You know, in ancient Roman times, his name would have been Malcolm 10.
Jessica: Denzel looks good in glasses. Is there a Mrs. X?
Eddie: Yeah. Betty Shabazz.
Alison: She went on to become an educator and civil rights leader.
Jessica: Oh.
Emery: Malcolm X sure can give a speech.
Jessica: Malcolm X wasn't afraid to bring the hammer down when he saw a great injustice. Which brings me to the water bill.

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