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"It's because of us, Gary. For whatever reason, our connection has caused Eddie and Alison to doubt theirs. We're tearing our houses apart, just like the Montagues and Capulets."
Louis Huang to Gary Olsen

"The Taming of the Dads" is the seventh episode of the third season of Fresh Off the Boat. It first aired on December 6, 2016.

Synopsis[]

To celebrate their one-year anniversary, Eddie reluctantly agrees to take Alison to the see a modern remake of Romeo and Juliet. But when Louis and Alison's dad bond over their love of Shakespeare and crash their date, Alison wonders if she and Eddie's relationship has lost its spark. Meanwhile, Jessica gets called for jury duty and campaigns to be the "Jury Boss", and Emery and Evan struggle with the responsibilities of raising a Tamagotchi digital pet.

Plot[]

To be added

Cast[]

Main Cast[]

Recurring Cast[]

Guest Cast[]

  • Gail O'Grady as Herself
  • Cleo King as Judge Patty O'Brien
  • Brian Huskey as Harvey
  • Cory Blevins as Gary Olsen
  • Ross Ryman as Vinnie
  • Marilyn Camacho as Clerk
  • Christopher Carrington as Bailiff
  • David Masters as Samuel Seaver
  • Teya Patt as Phoebe
  • Gabby Sanalitro as Woman
  • Mark Swenson as Defense Lawyer
  • Biff Wiff as Bob
  • Kyra Locke as Prosecutor
  • Margaret Newborn as Knitting Lady (uncredited)
  • Bruce M. Stockert as Man in Courtroom (uncredited)

Quotes[]

Alison: I want to do something special. Let's go see Romeo + Juliet. It's a hip, modern remake of Shakespeare's classic set in the town of Verona Beach. And it has Leonardo DiCaprio.
Dave: Oh, Leo DiCaprio – he's got star power.
Eddie: Get out of here, Dave.
Dave: Sure thing.
Eddie: Alison's making us see the new "Romeo and Juliet" movie. Doesn't she know that Space Jam just came out?
Louis: Alison likes Shakespeare? But soft, what light through yonder breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
Eddie: Dad, that's the whitest you've ever sounded.
Louis: It's Shakespeare, Eddie. It's poetry.
Eddie: You know what's poetry? Michael Jordan teaming up with Bugs Bunny to save the universe.
Louis: If Alison wants to see Romeo + Juliet, you should suck it up and go. When you care about someone, you have to make sacrifices.
Evan: That's Jerry. He's our Tamagotchi.
Deidre: I read about these in my "amine" magazine. I see Jerry has already reached his Marutchi phase, having evolved from a Babytchi.
Eddie: Honk the horn.
Louis: Are you a goose?
Eddie: What?
Louis: Geese honk. Gentlemen go to the door.
Jessica: We, the jury, find the defendant guilty. Stop burning things, you weirdo. I hated you the moment I saw you.
Judge Patty O'Brien: That's a mistrial.
Jessica: What? He's obviously guilty! Look at him! Look at his face! Innocent people don't have hair like that!
Gary: Any interest in going to Medieval Times and ordering drumsticks in iambic pentameter?
Louis: That sounds so great to me. But I can't. Not today. Not ever.
Gary: It's because of Eddie and Alison, isn't it? Darn it! I knew something was up. I haven't seen Alison this upset since those wildebeests trampled Mufasa.

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Episodes
Fresh Off the Boat – Season One
Pilot Home Sweet Home-School The Shunning Success Perm
Episode 1
"Pilot"
Episode 2
"Home Sweet Home-School"
Episode 3
"The Shunning"
Episode 4
"Success Perm"
Persistent Romeo Fajita Man Showdown at the Golden Corrall Phillip Goldstein
Episode 5
"Persistent Romeo"
Episode 6
"Fajita Man"
Episode 7
"Showdown at the Golden Saddle"
Episode 8
"Phillip Goldstein"
License to Sell Blind Spot Very Superstitious DTBPD1
Episode 9
"License to Sell"
Episode 10
"Blind Spot"
Episode 11
"Very Superstitious"
Episode 12
"Dribbling Tiger, Bounce Pass Dragon"
So Chineez
Episode 13
So Chineez
Fresh Off the Boat – Season Two
Family Business Trip Boy 2 Man Shaquille O Neal Motors The Fall ball Dance
Episode 1
"Family Business Trip"
Episode 2
"Boy II Man"
Episode 3
"Shaquille O'Neal Motors"
Episode 4
"The Fall Ball"
Miracle on dead stret Fresh-off-the-boat The Big 1-2 Huangsgiving
Episode 5
"Miracle on Dead Street"
Episode 6
"Good Morning Orlando"
Episode 7
"The Big 1-2"
Episode 8
"Huangsgiving"
We Done Son The Real Samta YOTR Image
Episode 9
"We Done Son"
Episode 10
"The Real Santa"
Episode 11
"Year of the Rat"
Episode 12
"Love and Loopholes"
Phil's Phaves MCF Keep 'Em Separated Tight Two
Episode 13
"Phil's Phaves"
Episode 14
"Michael Chang Fever"
Episode 15
"Keep 'Em Separated"
Epsiode 16
"Tight Two"
Doing it Right Week in Review Jessica Place My Name is
Episode 17
"Doing It Right"
Episode 18
"Week in Review"
Episode 19
"Jessica Place"
Episode 20
"Hi, My Name Is..."
Rent Day Gotta Be Me The Manchurian Dinner Date Bring the Pain
Episode 21
"Rent Day"
Episode 22
"Gotta Be Me"
Episode 23
"The Manchurian Dinner Date"
Episode 24
"Bring the Pain"
Fresh Off the Boat – Season Three
FOTB GOes to Taiwan Breaking Chains Lance Ito, Indiana Jones & Pete Vampras Precinct 42
Episode 1
"Coming from America"
Episode 2
"Breaking Chains"
Episode 3
"Louisween"
Episode 4
"Citizen Jessica"
Turkey slaughter Praying Evan Smaller Taming of the Dads Evan (Kevin McCallister)
Episode 5
"No Thanks-giving"
Episode 6
"WWJD: What Would Jessica Do?"
Episode 7
"The Taming of the Dads"
Episode 8
"Where are the Giggles?"
How to Be an American Louis on TV Chinese Lunar New Year Dinner (Clean Slate) Connie & Jessica (3x12)
Episode 9
"How to Be an American"
Episode 10
"The Best of Orlando"
Episode 11
"Clean Slate"
Episode 12
"Sisters Without Subtext"
Alison & Eddie (3x13) Evan & Honey Eddie & Evan (3x15) Marvin & Honey (3x16)
Episode 13
"Neighbors with Attitude"
Episode 14
"The Gloves Are Off"
Episode 15
"Living While Eddie"
Episode 16
"Gabby Goose"
The Flush Jessica & Honey (3x18)] Jenny (3x19) Evan sucks at golfing
Episode 17
"The Flush"
Episode 18
"Time to Get Ill"
Episode 19
"Driving Miss Jenny"
Episode 20
"The Masters"
Brother, Brother Michael Bolton & Louis Huang New House (3x23)
Episode 21
"Pie vs. Cake"
Episode 22
"This Is Us"
Episode 23
"This Isn't Us"
Fresh Off the Boat – Season Four
Episode 1
"B as in Best Friends"
Episode 2
"First Day"
Episode 3
"Kids"
Episode 4
"It's a Plastic Pumpkin, Louis Huang"
Episode 5
"Four Funerals and a Wedding"
Episode 6
"A League of Her Own"
Episode 7
"The Day After Thanksgiving"
Episode 8
"The Vouch"
Episode 9
"Slide Effect"
Episode 10
"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Episode 11
"Big Baby"
Episode 12
"Liar Liar"
Episode 13
"The Car Wash"
Episode 14
"A Man to Share the Night With"
Episode 15
"We Need to Talk About Evan"
Episode 16
"Ride the Tiger"
Episode 17
"Let Me Go, Bro"
Episode 18
"Measure Twice, Cut Once"
Episode 19
"King in the North"
Fresh Off the Boat – Season Five
Episode 1
"Fresh Off the RV"
Episode 2
"The Hand That Sits the Cradle"
Episode 3
"Working the 'Ween"
Episode 4
"Driver's Eddie"
Episode 5
"Mo' Chinese Mo' Problems"
Episode 6
"Sub Standard"
Episode 7
"Where Have All the Cattlemen Gone?"
Episode 8
"Cousin Eddie"
Episode 9
"Just the Two of Us"
Episode 10
"You've Got a Girlfriend"
Episode 11
"Driver's Eddie 2: Orlando Drift"
Episode 12
"Legends of the Fortieth"
Episode 13
"Grand-Mahjong"
Episode 14
"Cupid's Crossbow"
Episode 15
"Be a Man"
Episode 16
"Trentina"
Episode 17
"These Boots Are Made for Walkin'"
Episode 18
"Rancho Contento"
Episode 19
"Vice Mommy"
Episode 20
"Nerd Watching"
Episode 21
"Under the Taipei Sun"
Episode 22
"No Apology Necessary"
Fresh Off the Boat – Season Six
Episode 1
"Help Unwanted?"
Episode 2
"College"
Episode 3
"Grandma's Boys"
Episode 4
"S'Mothered"
Episode 5
"Hal-Lou-Ween"
Episode 6
"Chestnut Gardens"
Episode 7
"Practicum?!"
Episode 8
"TMI: Too Much Integrity"
Episode 9
"Lou Wants to Be a Millionaire"
Episode 10
"Jessica Town"
Episode 11
"A Seat at the Table"
Episode 12
"The Magic Motor Inn"
Episode 13
"Mommy and Me"
Episode 14
"Family Van"
Episode 15
"Commencement"
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