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"This Isn't Us" is the twenty-third and final episode of the third season of Fresh Off the Boat. It first aired on May 16, 2017.
Synopsis[]
Louis and Jessica make big changes to provide a better life for their family. Yet these changes come with their own set of challenges and possibly a few regrets.
Plot[]
To be added
Cast[]
Main Cast[]
- Randall Park as Louis Huang
- Constance Wu as Jessica Huang
- Hudson Yang as Eddie Huang
- Forrest Wheeler as Emery Huang
- Ian Chen as Evan Huang
- Lucille Soong as Jenny Huang (credited as Grandma Huang)
- Chelsey Crisp as Honey
- Ray Wise as Marvin Ellis
Recurring Cast[]
- Paul Scheer as Mitch
- Rachel Cannon as Deidre Sanderson
- Stacey Scowley as Carol-Joan
- Prophet Bolden as Walter Stone
- Evan Hannemann as Dave Selby (credited as Barefoot Dave)
- Trevor Larcom as Trent Masterson
- Dash Williams as Brian Pew
- Kimberly Crandall as Lisa
- Colleen Ryan as Amanda
Guest Cast[]
- Howard Hesseman as Mr. Royce
- Ian Gomez as Robert
- Chris Elliott as Adam
- Michael Bolton as himself
Quotes[]
Emery: We'll have to divide these since we're getting our own rooms. How 'bout you take the herbivores and I'll take the carnivores? Evan: Or... we divide them by geologic time period. Dibs on Jurassic! Emery: Damn it. |
Jessica: We're moving on up, Louis, like The Jeffersons. You know, I've always fancied myself a Taiwanese Weezy. |
Louis: It's the intercom system. Right, boys? Evan: Welcome to the Huangs' new house. May I take your order? Emery: Brenda, can you see if they can push that meeting from 4:00 to 5:00? Evan: I'm playing drive-thru. Emery: Oh, I'm playing assistant. Brenda, hold my calls. Jessica: Hold all the calls, Brenda. Intercom's closed. It wastes electricity. If you need to communicate, yell. Better, pass notes under the door like they do in prison. Cheap and quiet. Louis: Aren't you being a little extreme? These things don't cost that much. Jessica: You think I'm being extreme? It's easy to look at this place and think we're rich now, like that half-naked Scottish duck you boys love. But the truth is, poverty is right outside those double French doors. Listen. Eddie: I don't hear anything. Jessica: Exactly, because poverty moves in silence. We used up all our savings to buy this place, and now we can't afford to live in it. You've heard the term "house poor"? Well, that's what we are now. So no intercoms, no double ovens, no heating the hot tub. Louis: I thought we were in good financial shape. Michael Bolton just became a partner in the restaurant. If that's not the definition of "stable," I don't know what is. |
Emery: I know you're excited about private school, but I hope being around all those rich kids doesn't change you. Evan: What do you mean? Emery: Like how Chris O'Donnell went to private school in Scent of a Woman and almost lost his integrity. Evan: [as Frank Slade] Hoo-ahhh! Emery: [as Frank Slade] Hahh! Evan: You don't need to worry. This blazer won't change me. I may look larger than life, but I'm still a little boy's 6. Emery: Hey, look. "Made in China." Kind of like our family. Hope it didn't come from a sweatshop. I've been reading about child labor after the whole Kathy Lee Gifford controversy. |
Trent: This many limbs pressed together reminds me of Trent's sister on prom night. |
Jessica: Okay, fine! We're not house poor. I lied. Louis: Why would you say we're in financial trouble when we're not? Jessica: Because I wanted us to buy this house, but I don't want us to enjoy it. Louis: I don't understand. Why don't you want us to enjoy our new house? Jessica: I'm not comfortable being this comfortable. Louis: What's wrong with comfortable? We used to sell furniture with that exact slogan. Jessica: If we get too comfortable, then we'll be satisfied with what we have. And then we won't keep pushing to be better. Louis: Better than what? And why do we always have to push? Jessica: Because pushing is what got us here. Louis: And now that we're here, what's the point of all the hard work if we can't enjoy it? Jessica: So, that's it? We're done? We've achieved the dream? Now we just sit around sipping Mai Tais and playing Scrabble while I watch you get old? Louis: I'm not saying we're done. I'm just saying that if we don't enjoy what we have, then we don't have anything. Jessica: I don't even know how to enjoy it. Struggling is all I've ever known. Louis: Well, just loosen your grip a little. You more than anyone deserves to enjoy the fruits of our labor. |
Headmaster Royce: I know you're new to private school, but you don't tell the headmaster how to do his job. Evan: And you're new to brave little boys, because I would be ashamed to attend a school that ignores the possibility of sweatshop labor. Headmaster Royce: Well put, sir. Best of luck next year. Evan: What? Headmaster Royce: No young man should be forced to attend a school he doesn't respect. I'm revoking your admission. |
Evan: You made me sacrifice my spot in school for Wisconsin? Emery: Anyone could've made the same mistake. You saw the welt pocket. Evan: Wisconsin! I'm gonna kill you! |
Evan: Your middle child has something to share with you. Emery: Evan lost his spot at St. Orlando's because I encouraged him to fight a fictional human rights injustice. |
Gallery[]
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Episodes
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| Fresh Off the Boat – Season One | |||
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| Episode 1 "Pilot" |
Episode 2 "Home Sweet Home-School" |
Episode 3 "The Shunning" |
Episode 4 "Success Perm" |
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| Episode 5 "Persistent Romeo" |
Episode 6 "Fajita Man" |
Episode 7 "Showdown at the Golden Saddle" |
Episode 8 "Phillip Goldstein" |
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| Episode 9 "License to Sell" |
Episode 10 "Blind Spot" |
Episode 11 "Very Superstitious" |
Episode 12 "Dribbling Tiger, Bounce Pass Dragon" |
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| Episode 13 So Chineez | |||
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Two | |||
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| Episode 1 "Family Business Trip" |
Episode 2 "Boy II Man" |
Episode 3 "Shaquille O'Neal Motors" |
Episode 4 "The Fall Ball" |
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| Episode 5 "Miracle on Dead Street" |
Episode 6 "Good Morning Orlando" |
Episode 7 "The Big 1-2" |
Episode 8 "Huangsgiving" |
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| Episode 9 "We Done Son" |
Episode 10 "The Real Santa" |
Episode 11 "Year of the Rat" |
Episode 12 "Love and Loopholes" |
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| Episode 13 "Phil's Phaves" |
Episode 14 "Michael Chang Fever" |
Episode 15 "Keep 'Em Separated" |
Epsiode 16 "Tight Two" |
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| Episode 17 "Doing It Right" |
Episode 18 "Week in Review" |
Episode 19 "Jessica Place" |
Episode 20 "Hi, My Name Is..." |
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| Episode 21 "Rent Day" |
Episode 22 "Gotta Be Me" |
Episode 23 "The Manchurian Dinner Date" |
Episode 24 "Bring the Pain" |
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Three | |||
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| Episode 1 "Coming from America" |
Episode 2 "Breaking Chains" |
Episode 3 "Louisween" |
Episode 4 "Citizen Jessica" |
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| Episode 5 "No Thanks-giving" |
Episode 6 "WWJD: What Would Jessica Do?" |
Episode 7 "The Taming of the Dads" |
Episode 8 "Where are the Giggles?" |
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| Episode 9 "How to Be an American" |
Episode 10 "The Best of Orlando" |
Episode 11 "Clean Slate" |
Episode 12 "Sisters Without Subtext" |
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| Episode 13 "Neighbors with Attitude" |
Episode 14 "The Gloves Are Off" |
Episode 15 "Living While Eddie" |
Episode 16 "Gabby Goose" |
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| Episode 17 "The Flush" |
Episode 18 "Time to Get Ill" |
Episode 19 "Driving Miss Jenny" |
Episode 20 "The Masters" |
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| Episode 21 "Pie vs. Cake" |
Episode 22 "This Is Us" |
Episode 23 "This Isn't Us" | |
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Four | |||
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| Episode 1 "B as in Best Friends" |
Episode 2 "First Day" |
Episode 3 "Kids" |
Episode 4 "It's a Plastic Pumpkin, Louis Huang" |
| Episode 5 "Four Funerals and a Wedding" |
Episode 6 "A League of Her Own" |
Episode 7 "The Day After Thanksgiving" |
Episode 8 "The Vouch" |
| Episode 9 "Slide Effect" |
Episode 10 "Do You Hear What I Hear?" |
Episode 11 "Big Baby" |
Episode 12 "Liar Liar" |
| Episode 13 "The Car Wash" |
Episode 14 "A Man to Share the Night With" |
Episode 15 "We Need to Talk About Evan" |
Episode 16 "Ride the Tiger" |
| Episode 17 "Let Me Go, Bro" |
Episode 18 "Measure Twice, Cut Once" |
Episode 19 "King in the North" | |
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Five | |||
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| Episode 1 "Fresh Off the RV" |
Episode 2 "The Hand That Sits the Cradle" |
Episode 3 "Working the 'Ween" |
Episode 4 "Driver's Eddie" |
| Episode 5 "Mo' Chinese Mo' Problems" |
Episode 6 "Sub Standard" |
Episode 7 "Where Have All the Cattlemen Gone?" |
Episode 8 "Cousin Eddie" |
| Episode 9 "Just the Two of Us" |
Episode 10 "You've Got a Girlfriend" |
Episode 11 "Driver's Eddie 2: Orlando Drift" |
Episode 12 "Legends of the Fortieth" |
| Episode 13 "Grand-Mahjong" |
Episode 14 "Cupid's Crossbow" |
Episode 15 "Be a Man" |
Episode 16 "Trentina" |
| Episode 17 "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" |
Episode 18 "Rancho Contento" |
Episode 19 "Vice Mommy" |
Episode 20 "Nerd Watching" |
| Episode 21 "Under the Taipei Sun" |
Episode 22 "No Apology Necessary" | ||
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Six | |||
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| Episode 1 "Help Unwanted?" |
Episode 2 "College" |
Episode 3 "Grandma's Boys" |
Episode 4 "S'Mothered" |
| Episode 5 "Hal-Lou-Ween" |
Episode 6 "Chestnut Gardens" |
Episode 7 "Practicum?!" |
Episode 8 "TMI: Too Much Integrity" |
| Episode 9 "Lou Wants to Be a Millionaire" |
Episode 10 "Jessica Town" |
Episode 11 "A Seat at the Table" |
Episode 12 "The Magic Motor Inn" |
| Episode 13 "Mommy and Me" |
Episode 14 "Family Van" |
Episode 15 "Commencement" | |