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"What does that mean... WWJD?"
"It stands for "What Would Jesus Do?""
"Or maybe it stands for "What Would Jessica Do?"
"

Jessica Huang and Evan Huang

"WWJD: What Would Jessica Do?" is the sixth episode of the third season of Fresh Off the Boat. It first aired on November 29, 2016.

Synopsis[]

Jessica is flummoxed when Evan attends church instead of accompanying her to Costco; Marvin treats Louis to a free teeth-whitening session; and Eddie and Emery become creative when getting rid of healthy cereal.

Plot[]

To be added

Cast[]

Main Cast[]

Guest Cast[]

  • Yeardly Smith as Marie
  • Luke Judy as Zack
  • DK Uzoukwu as Carmine
  • Andrew Patrick Ralston as Greg
  • Raymond Forchion as Ted
  • Thomas Crawford as Dentist #1
  • Gregory Thompson as Dentist #2
  • Jim Grollman as Dentist #3

Trivia[]

  • Marvin's surname is revealed to be Ellis.
  • Eddie refers to Tupac as being dead and tells Emery that the cops are not close to catching his killer(s); however, a few episodes ago, Eddie came to the conclusion that Tupac was secretly alive and that his death had been faked.
  • The song Evan tried singing out on the Costco toy megaphone was "It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones. While the song was released in 1965, it was popularized in the mid-1990s (the show's time setting) by The Fresh Prince of Bel-Airand Mars Attacks!.

Quotes[]

Marvin: Well, I think Honey and I are gonna head out. Saturday nights are when we remind ourselves that we're not just roommates.
Honey: Okay, they didn't need to know that, sweetie.
Marvin: Oh, Louis, how much do I owe you?
Louis: Oh, please, put away your wallet. It's on me.
Marvin: You sure?
Jessica: Yes, Louis, you sure?
Louis: Absolutely. It's the friends discount.
Marvin: Oh, thanks, Lou. You know what? Why don't you stop by my dental office for a cleaning anytime, at the "friends price."
Louis: I do have a little time on Sunday while Jessica and Evan are at Costco... Like five to eight hours.
Marvin: Done. I'll see you then.
Emery: I think it's lovely you spend Saturday nights focused on your marriage. When I have a wife, I'm gonna touch butts with her every day.
Louis: We, uh... We've been putting off "the talk."
Jessica: Church?
Louis: Yeah, that was surprising.
Jessica: But why? He knows we're mostly lapsed Buddhists who believe in some Chinese superstition but also like Christmas but in a festive, not-religious way.
Louis: He's probably just exploring. I went through a similar phase. I was raised Buddhist but wanted to see what else was out there. I almost converted to Mormonism.
Eddie: What if we put it in our pockets and slip it down our pant legs, like in Shawshank Redemption?
Emery: Mom will find it. She always sniffs out wasted food.
Jessica: That's right. You had, uh, church. How was it? Boring? How boring was it?
Evan: It wasn't boring at all. Everyone knows everyone. There's crackers and grape juice. They talk about values, and they tell stories. Like, once, there was this flood, so this man Noah decided to build a boat for all the animals.
Jessica: He built a boat by himself?
Evan: Yeah, and he was 600 years old!
Jessica: What?
Evan: And then he got two of every animal on Earth and sailed around for 40 days.
Jessica: Even snakes?
Evan: Yeah, he saved every animal.
Jessica: You're telling me a man had the chance to let all the snakes drown, and instead, he put two of them on a boat? No, that's not real.
Evan: Next Sunday, you should come with me. You can hear about it yourself.
Eddie: It's Saturday night. If we don't finish by tomorrow morning, we won't get our Frosted Flakes. Like Tupac... R.I.P... said, "No matter how hard it gets, stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it."
Emery: Are they getting any closer to catching his killer?
Eddie: No. They have no leads. Cops are chasing their own tails!
Jessica: Do you know what Evan is doing alone in his room?
Louis: Already? He's only 9.
Jessica: He's praying.
Louis: Oh, yes, that's, uh... what I thought, too.
Jessica: What is he saying? What conversation does he need to be having with God that he can't have with his own mother?
Louis: If you're so curious, maybe you should go to church with him.
Jessica: You know my family wasn't religious. I just didn't grow up that way. It all just seems so strange. The only thing I know about Christianity is the sad story of Mary's son leaving her.
Louis: There's more to it than that. I do believe there's something bigger out there. And there are upsides to organized religion. I biked around for a summer with the Mormons, and you should've seen my calves. I mean, like pow, pow!
Jessica: He's just a boy. He doesn't need pow-pow calves.
Louis: But he does need to find his own way, and you have to let him see where this leads.
Jessica: What if I can't?
Louis: You have to.
Evan: [to Jessica] I'm disappointed in your betrayal. But I forgive you. That's what Jesus would do. And, please, wipe off the microphone when you're finished with it. It's for both of us. [to Eddie and Emery] I'm going to church, brothers. By the way, if you hear the voice of God, it's just Mom.
Evan: Today, we learned about this man Jonah who lived in the belly of a whale for three whole days.
Jessica: Impossible.
Evan: What was that?
Jessica: Nothing. Go on.
Evan: My right arm is slightly longer than my left. It's like God made my body for factory mistakes.
Jessica: Or maybe I've just always held your right hand with just enough tension to stretch it. God's got nothing on Mommy.

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"Pilot"
Episode 2
"Home Sweet Home-School"
Episode 3
"The Shunning"
Episode 4
"Success Perm"
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Episode 5
"Persistent Romeo"
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"Fajita Man"
Episode 7
"Showdown at the Golden Saddle"
Episode 8
"Phillip Goldstein"
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Episode 9
"License to Sell"
Episode 10
"Blind Spot"
Episode 11
"Very Superstitious"
Episode 12
"Dribbling Tiger, Bounce Pass Dragon"
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Episode 13
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Episode 1
"Family Business Trip"
Episode 2
"Boy II Man"
Episode 3
"Shaquille O'Neal Motors"
Episode 4
"The Fall Ball"
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Episode 5
"Miracle on Dead Street"
Episode 6
"Good Morning Orlando"
Episode 7
"The Big 1-2"
Episode 8
"Huangsgiving"
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Episode 9
"We Done Son"
Episode 10
"The Real Santa"
Episode 11
"Year of the Rat"
Episode 12
"Love and Loopholes"
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Episode 13
"Phil's Phaves"
Episode 14
"Michael Chang Fever"
Episode 15
"Keep 'Em Separated"
Epsiode 16
"Tight Two"
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Episode 17
"Doing It Right"
Episode 18
"Week in Review"
Episode 19
"Jessica Place"
Episode 20
"Hi, My Name Is..."
Rent Day Gotta Be Me The Manchurian Dinner Date Bring the Pain
Episode 21
"Rent Day"
Episode 22
"Gotta Be Me"
Episode 23
"The Manchurian Dinner Date"
Episode 24
"Bring the Pain"
Fresh Off the Boat – Season Three
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Episode 1
"Coming from America"
Episode 2
"Breaking Chains"
Episode 3
"Louisween"
Episode 4
"Citizen Jessica"
Turkey slaughter Praying Evan Smaller Taming of the Dads Evan (Kevin McCallister)
Episode 5
"No Thanks-giving"
Episode 6
"WWJD: What Would Jessica Do?"
Episode 7
"The Taming of the Dads"
Episode 8
"Where are the Giggles?"
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Episode 9
"How to Be an American"
Episode 10
"The Best of Orlando"
Episode 11
"Clean Slate"
Episode 12
"Sisters Without Subtext"
Alison & Eddie (3x13) Evan & Honey Eddie & Evan (3x15) Marvin & Honey (3x16)
Episode 13
"Neighbors with Attitude"
Episode 14
"The Gloves Are Off"
Episode 15
"Living While Eddie"
Episode 16
"Gabby Goose"
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Episode 17
"The Flush"
Episode 18
"Time to Get Ill"
Episode 19
"Driving Miss Jenny"
Episode 20
"The Masters"
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Episode 21
"Pie vs. Cake"
Episode 22
"This Is Us"
Episode 23
"This Isn't Us"
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Episode 1
"B as in Best Friends"
Episode 2
"First Day"
Episode 3
"Kids"
Episode 4
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Episode 5
"Four Funerals and a Wedding"
Episode 6
"A League of Her Own"
Episode 7
"The Day After Thanksgiving"
Episode 8
"The Vouch"
Episode 9
"Slide Effect"
Episode 10
"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Episode 11
"Big Baby"
Episode 12
"Liar Liar"
Episode 13
"The Car Wash"
Episode 14
"A Man to Share the Night With"
Episode 15
"We Need to Talk About Evan"
Episode 16
"Ride the Tiger"
Episode 17
"Let Me Go, Bro"
Episode 18
"Measure Twice, Cut Once"
Episode 19
"King in the North"
Fresh Off the Boat – Season Five
Episode 1
"Fresh Off the RV"
Episode 2
"The Hand That Sits the Cradle"
Episode 3
"Working the 'Ween"
Episode 4
"Driver's Eddie"
Episode 5
"Mo' Chinese Mo' Problems"
Episode 6
"Sub Standard"
Episode 7
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Episode 9
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Episode 10
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"Cupid's Crossbow"
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Episode 19
"Vice Mommy"
Episode 20
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Episode 21
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Episode 22
"No Apology Necessary"
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"Help Unwanted?"
Episode 2
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Episode 3
"Grandma's Boys"
Episode 4
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Episode 6
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Episode 7
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