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"We Done Son" is the ninth episode of the second season of Fresh Off the Boat. It first aired on December 1, 2015.
Synopsis[]
Jessica and Honey's friendship hits a rough patch after an argument about the investment property. Louis's old friend Barry overstays his welcome. And Eddie starts a part-time job working for DMX.
Plot[]
Eddie wants to get a necklace for Alison's birthday but it's too expensive, so he gets a job as a babysitter. Meanwhile, Louis' old college roommate, Barry comes to visit, but Jessica has the suspicion that he's only coming to ask him for money.
Meanwhile, Honey proposes to Jessica that they both attend a housing customer service seminar, but Jessica refuses because being naturally arrogant she dislikes seminars. Jessica breaks up her friendship with Honey as retaliation for Honey not believing Madame Xing's predictions to avoid putting a certain house on the market for 3 months. Honey meanwhile becomes agitated that ever since they met, all Jessica did for her was trash all her opinions and insult her. At first, Jessica is proud of having cut Honey off out of pride, but then she sees Grandma Huang watching "Wheel of Fortune" all by herself, and after talking with Grandma about why she's so lonely, Jessica realizes that Grandma is an old lonely woman who has no friends all because she was (and still is) too impatient or selfish. Jessica, fearing that she will grow up to be lonely when she's as old as Grandma, immediately runs back to Honey pretending that their argument never happened, who shoos her away complaining she's fed up with Jessica's shallowness. Instead of apologizing, Jessica says she forgives Honey, and so Honey again kicks Jessica out of her house. Meanwhile, Louis and Barry are having lunch together at Cattleman's, but soon Barry starts begging Louis to invest in a business that sells used products. Louis politely refuses, claiming he already invested all his money as capital for his steakhouse, and that Barry's ideas aren't too bright. Barry however won't stop begging.
Jessica is left disappointed that now she doesn't have any friends, and runs to Louis for advice. Louis, also concerned about this, advises that she go apologize to Honey. Jessica resorts to attending the housing seminar that Honey kept mentioning, and apologizes, which Honey accepts, so they hug. Then the seminar's manager makes a bigoted comment that he hates seeing 2 women of a different race (Asian and White) hug. In the meantime, Louis kicks Barry out of his house and orders him to leave, and Barry lashes out at him with insults as he leaves.
At the end, Jessica goes along with Honey's request to sell the house already, but they are ordered by the housing safety inspector that legally speaking, they must wait 3 months since there is the health hazard of black mold. Jessica then makes a comeback to Honey, "We just got Xing-ed".
Cast[]
Main Cast[]
- Randall Park as Louis Huang
- Constance Wu as Jessica Huang
- Hudson Yang as Eddie Huang
- Forrest Wheeler as Emery Huang
- Ian Chen as Evan Huang
- Lucille Soong as Jenny Huang (credited as Grandma Huang)
- Chelsey Crisp as Honey
Recurring Cast[]
- Isabella Alexander as Alison Olsen
- Prophet Bolden as Walter Stone
- Evan Hannemann as Dave Selby (credited as Barefoot Dave)
- Trevor Larcom as Trent Masterson
- Dash Williams as Brian Pew
Guest Cast[]
- J.B. Smoove as Barry
- Eric Edelstein as Jerry
- June Angela as Madame Xing
- John Ross Bowie as Lance
- DMX as himself
Trivia[]
- Eddie tells DMX that he looks older in person; this is because the 44 year old DMX is playing his 24 year old 1995 self without any de-aging. DMX claims, "Fatherhood ages you".
Errors/Inconsistencies[]
- Barry claims that the website business he is starting up is called "Ebay", implying that Barry's "dumb idea" would grow to be the successful Ebay. However, this episode takes place after Thanksgiving 1995; by this time, Ebay was already online and active, having been launched on September 3, 1995.
Quotes[]
Trent: No shame in being beat by a girl. I'm secure like that. Brian: Strike! Trent: We all know it's a strike, Brian! |
Evan: I don't understand, mom. I thought Honey was your best friend. Jessica: There is no such thing as a "best friend", Evan. That is just something made up by Hello Kitty to sell more Hello Kitty. |
Gallery[]
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Episodes
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| Fresh Off the Boat – Season One | |||
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| Episode 1 "Pilot" |
Episode 2 "Home Sweet Home-School" |
Episode 3 "The Shunning" |
Episode 4 "Success Perm" |
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| Episode 5 "Persistent Romeo" |
Episode 6 "Fajita Man" |
Episode 7 "Showdown at the Golden Saddle" |
Episode 8 "Phillip Goldstein" |
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| Episode 9 "License to Sell" |
Episode 10 "Blind Spot" |
Episode 11 "Very Superstitious" |
Episode 12 "Dribbling Tiger, Bounce Pass Dragon" |
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| Episode 13 So Chineez | |||
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Two | |||
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| Episode 1 "Family Business Trip" |
Episode 2 "Boy II Man" |
Episode 3 "Shaquille O'Neal Motors" |
Episode 4 "The Fall Ball" |
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| Episode 5 "Miracle on Dead Street" |
Episode 6 "Good Morning Orlando" |
Episode 7 "The Big 1-2" |
Episode 8 "Huangsgiving" |
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| Episode 9 "We Done Son" |
Episode 10 "The Real Santa" |
Episode 11 "Year of the Rat" |
Episode 12 "Love and Loopholes" |
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| Episode 13 "Phil's Phaves" |
Episode 14 "Michael Chang Fever" |
Episode 15 "Keep 'Em Separated" |
Epsiode 16 "Tight Two" |
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| Episode 17 "Doing It Right" |
Episode 18 "Week in Review" |
Episode 19 "Jessica Place" |
Episode 20 "Hi, My Name Is..." |
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| Episode 21 "Rent Day" |
Episode 22 "Gotta Be Me" |
Episode 23 "The Manchurian Dinner Date" |
Episode 24 "Bring the Pain" |
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Three | |||
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| Episode 1 "Coming from America" |
Episode 2 "Breaking Chains" |
Episode 3 "Louisween" |
Episode 4 "Citizen Jessica" |
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| Episode 5 "No Thanks-giving" |
Episode 6 "WWJD: What Would Jessica Do?" |
Episode 7 "The Taming of the Dads" |
Episode 8 "Where are the Giggles?" |
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| Episode 9 "How to Be an American" |
Episode 10 "The Best of Orlando" |
Episode 11 "Clean Slate" |
Episode 12 "Sisters Without Subtext" |
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| Episode 13 "Neighbors with Attitude" |
Episode 14 "The Gloves Are Off" |
Episode 15 "Living While Eddie" |
Episode 16 "Gabby Goose" |
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| Episode 17 "The Flush" |
Episode 18 "Time to Get Ill" |
Episode 19 "Driving Miss Jenny" |
Episode 20 "The Masters" |
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| Episode 21 "Pie vs. Cake" |
Episode 22 "This Is Us" |
Episode 23 "This Isn't Us" | |
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Four | |||
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| Episode 1 "B as in Best Friends" |
Episode 2 "First Day" |
Episode 3 "Kids" |
Episode 4 "It's a Plastic Pumpkin, Louis Huang" |
| Episode 5 "Four Funerals and a Wedding" |
Episode 6 "A League of Her Own" |
Episode 7 "The Day After Thanksgiving" |
Episode 8 "The Vouch" |
| Episode 9 "Slide Effect" |
Episode 10 "Do You Hear What I Hear?" |
Episode 11 "Big Baby" |
Episode 12 "Liar Liar" |
| Episode 13 "The Car Wash" |
Episode 14 "A Man to Share the Night With" |
Episode 15 "We Need to Talk About Evan" |
Episode 16 "Ride the Tiger" |
| Episode 17 "Let Me Go, Bro" |
Episode 18 "Measure Twice, Cut Once" |
Episode 19 "King in the North" | |
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Five | |||
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| Episode 1 "Fresh Off the RV" |
Episode 2 "The Hand That Sits the Cradle" |
Episode 3 "Working the 'Ween" |
Episode 4 "Driver's Eddie" |
| Episode 5 "Mo' Chinese Mo' Problems" |
Episode 6 "Sub Standard" |
Episode 7 "Where Have All the Cattlemen Gone?" |
Episode 8 "Cousin Eddie" |
| Episode 9 "Just the Two of Us" |
Episode 10 "You've Got a Girlfriend" |
Episode 11 "Driver's Eddie 2: Orlando Drift" |
Episode 12 "Legends of the Fortieth" |
| Episode 13 "Grand-Mahjong" |
Episode 14 "Cupid's Crossbow" |
Episode 15 "Be a Man" |
Episode 16 "Trentina" |
| Episode 17 "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" |
Episode 18 "Rancho Contento" |
Episode 19 "Vice Mommy" |
Episode 20 "Nerd Watching" |
| Episode 21 "Under the Taipei Sun" |
Episode 22 "No Apology Necessary" | ||
| Fresh Off the Boat – Season Six | |||
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| Episode 1 "Help Unwanted?" |
Episode 2 "College" |
Episode 3 "Grandma's Boys" |
Episode 4 "S'Mothered" |
| Episode 5 "Hal-Lou-Ween" |
Episode 6 "Chestnut Gardens" |
Episode 7 "Practicum?!" |
Episode 8 "TMI: Too Much Integrity" |
| Episode 9 "Lou Wants to Be a Millionaire" |
Episode 10 "Jessica Town" |
Episode 11 "A Seat at the Table" |
Episode 12 "The Magic Motor Inn" |
| Episode 13 "Mommy and Me" |
Episode 14 "Family Van" |
Episode 15 "Commencement" | |