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"Another cattleman gone. I'm all alone here."
Louis Huang

"Where Have All the Cattlemen Gone?" is the seventh episode of the fifth season of Fresh Off the Boat. It first aired on December 7, 2018.

Synopsis[]

Louis is crushed to find out that Matthew Chestnut is quitting the restaurant to take a job at Dollywood. But when he offers Eddie a chance to work with him once again at the steakhouse, he passes.

Plot[]

To be added

Cast[]

Main Cast[]

Recurring Cast[]

Guest Cast[]

  • Helen Slayton-Hughes as Dot
  • Emily Berry as Principal Mathis
  • Ruby Marino as Kid
  • Gio Schwab as Max Chestnut
  • Amy Pawlukiewicz as Eager Mom (uncredited)

Trivia[]

Quotes[]

Jessica: Hello, Principal. I would like to be in charge please.
Principal Mathis: Ooh. Uh, well, there are no openings in our administration right now. And even if there were, you aren't eligible.
Jessica: Because I'm a woman?
Principal Mathis: Because you don't have a master's degree. It takes a couple of years to earn, so come back then.
Jessica: I don't have years. I need to be in control now while my son goes here. Who cares about other kids?
Principal Mathis: I do.
Eddie: Okay, okay, okay. You win. I sweet-talked Harv, moved some shifts around, and bada bing, bada boom, I can help you out again. Let's talk numbers. I'm sure you'll find this more than fair.
Louis: Oh! Hmm. So kind of you to offer, Eddie, but I already found a replacement.
Trent: Howdy-doo, Eddie. Table for one?
Eddie: What? So I told you I turned this job down, and then you took it?
Trent: Isn't it great? One man's trash is another man's gainful employment.
Eddie: There he is. My dad, Louis! I was just laughing about this funny time you and I had working at Cattleman's. Remember, with the food? Oh, the past was fun, wasn't it?
Louis: Um, yeah, sure. I... I thought you said you didn't like it.
Eddie: I did. I did say that. But as you said, we've both matured, so I'm happy to come back and help.
Louis: I appreciate that, but you were right. You are your own man. You shouldn't have to be my deputy. Plus, Trent is working out great.
Eddie: Is he, though? Look, I love Trent. Great guy. Salt of the earth. But he's an amateur. There's no shame in kicking that Celtic fireball to the curb.
Jessica: I packed up your house, sold your furniture, made you dinner. Haven't I done enough?
Amy: Well, you've done more than enough, which is why I thought you might like to stay and share a 2-liter of caffeine-free diet root beer with me. You know, we could have some fun.
Jessica: Fun? You want to have fun with me? I thought we hated each other.
Amy: Well, look, I thought so, too, but then you helped me talk to Max.
Jessica: Any mom would have done that.
Amy: I don't know about that, but you did, and it meant a lot to me. You know, you and I aren't so different.
Jessica: Said the Mormon to the Chinese lady. But maybe you're right. You're a strong, small, scary woman who would do anything for her kid. We are pretty similar.
Amy: Which is why I know you will make an excellent PTA president.
Jessica: Ah, I got the job?!
Amy: You got the job!
Jessica: Oh, yes! Do we have to hug?
Amy: I'd rather not.
Louis: Every time I find someone who shares my passion for this place, they leave. I'm beginning to think there's something wrong with me.
Eddie: Dad, there's nothing wrong with you. I'm the reason why Trent left. I sabotaged his coupon.
Louis: What? Why would you do that?
Eddie: The truth is, the mattress store isn't what I thought it would be, and when I saw you working with Trent, I got jealous.
Louis: You almost bankrupted Cattleman's for me? Wait, I thought you wanted to be your own man.
Eddie: I did. I still do. But I just didn't like the feeling of being replaced.
Louis: I could never replace you, Eddie.
Eddie: You got me a car?
Louis: Sort of. Your new job is to drive for "Cattleman's Delivery".
Eddie: But I'm only 15. I can't drive without another adult in the car.
Louis: Grandma has generously agreed to be permanent shotgun until you're 16.

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"Pilot"
Episode 2
"Home Sweet Home-School"
Episode 3
"The Shunning"
Episode 4
"Success Perm"
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Episode 5
"Persistent Romeo"
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"Fajita Man"
Episode 7
"Showdown at the Golden Saddle"
Episode 8
"Phillip Goldstein"
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"License to Sell"
Episode 10
"Blind Spot"
Episode 11
"Very Superstitious"
Episode 12
"Dribbling Tiger, Bounce Pass Dragon"
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Episode 13
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Episode 1
"Family Business Trip"
Episode 2
"Boy II Man"
Episode 3
"Shaquille O'Neal Motors"
Episode 4
"The Fall Ball"
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Episode 5
"Miracle on Dead Street"
Episode 6
"Good Morning Orlando"
Episode 7
"The Big 1-2"
Episode 8
"Huangsgiving"
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Episode 9
"We Done Son"
Episode 10
"The Real Santa"
Episode 11
"Year of the Rat"
Episode 12
"Love and Loopholes"
Phil's Phaves MCF Keep 'Em Separated Tight Two
Episode 13
"Phil's Phaves"
Episode 14
"Michael Chang Fever"
Episode 15
"Keep 'Em Separated"
Epsiode 16
"Tight Two"
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Episode 17
"Doing It Right"
Episode 18
"Week in Review"
Episode 19
"Jessica Place"
Episode 20
"Hi, My Name Is..."
Rent Day Gotta Be Me The Manchurian Dinner Date Bring the Pain
Episode 21
"Rent Day"
Episode 22
"Gotta Be Me"
Episode 23
"The Manchurian Dinner Date"
Episode 24
"Bring the Pain"
Fresh Off the Boat – Season Three
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Episode 1
"Coming from America"
Episode 2
"Breaking Chains"
Episode 3
"Louisween"
Episode 4
"Citizen Jessica"
Turkey slaughter Praying Evan Smaller Taming of the Dads Evan (Kevin McCallister)
Episode 5
"No Thanks-giving"
Episode 6
"WWJD: What Would Jessica Do?"
Episode 7
"The Taming of the Dads"
Episode 8
"Where are the Giggles?"
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Episode 9
"How to Be an American"
Episode 10
"The Best of Orlando"
Episode 11
"Clean Slate"
Episode 12
"Sisters Without Subtext"
Alison & Eddie (3x13) Evan & Honey Eddie & Evan (3x15) Marvin & Honey (3x16)
Episode 13
"Neighbors with Attitude"
Episode 14
"The Gloves Are Off"
Episode 15
"Living While Eddie"
Episode 16
"Gabby Goose"
The Flush Jessica & Honey (3x18)] Jenny (3x19) Evan sucks at golfing
Episode 17
"The Flush"
Episode 18
"Time to Get Ill"
Episode 19
"Driving Miss Jenny"
Episode 20
"The Masters"
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Episode 21
"Pie vs. Cake"
Episode 22
"This Is Us"
Episode 23
"This Isn't Us"
Fresh Off the Boat – Season Four
Episode 1
"B as in Best Friends"
Episode 2
"First Day"
Episode 3
"Kids"
Episode 4
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Episode 5
"Four Funerals and a Wedding"
Episode 6
"A League of Her Own"
Episode 7
"The Day After Thanksgiving"
Episode 8
"The Vouch"
Episode 9
"Slide Effect"
Episode 10
"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Episode 11
"Big Baby"
Episode 12
"Liar Liar"
Episode 13
"The Car Wash"
Episode 14
"A Man to Share the Night With"
Episode 15
"We Need to Talk About Evan"
Episode 16
"Ride the Tiger"
Episode 17
"Let Me Go, Bro"
Episode 18
"Measure Twice, Cut Once"
Episode 19
"King in the North"
Fresh Off the Boat – Season Five
Episode 1
"Fresh Off the RV"
Episode 2
"The Hand That Sits the Cradle"
Episode 3
"Working the 'Ween"
Episode 4
"Driver's Eddie"
Episode 5
"Mo' Chinese Mo' Problems"
Episode 6
"Sub Standard"
Episode 7
"Where Have All the Cattlemen Gone?"
Episode 8
"Cousin Eddie"
Episode 9
"Just the Two of Us"
Episode 10
"You've Got a Girlfriend"
Episode 11
"Driver's Eddie 2: Orlando Drift"
Episode 12
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"Be a Man"
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Episode 19
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Episode 20
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Episode 21
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Episode 22
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"Help Unwanted?"
Episode 2
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Episode 3
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Episode 4
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Episode 5
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Episode 6
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Episode 7
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Episode 11
"A Seat at the Table"
Episode 12
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Episode 13
"Mommy and Me"
Episode 14
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Episode 15
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